Our defensive options are an utter joke
Crocked Coleman
Coco the clown Martina
Tugboat Williams
Past it 'Jags'
Baines past his best
Crocked Mori
Only Keane is good enough at present.
All those idiots on Twitter with the
"were fookin rich"
"Everton will sign who they want"
Carry on must feel foolish now. Would any of the top 6 offer a past it player this? No chance.
Harsh. Jags is a decent player.You're right. We need a player to give the ball away and give post match interviews with his chin on his chest looking at the floor.
Carrick atleast still offers something, Jags is clearly past his best he was an abomination at the back in a good few games last season and isn't getting any younger.
Him and Mori should have been both out the door in january/ next summer with a quality CB coming in to play alongside Keane.
Offer him Jagielka's wages and he might have arrived.
Ok, so we go with Jagielka, Williams, Keane, Baines and Martina.
Who's got the bleach?
Leave Goat out of this. ThanksHe was already having a shocker of a day in the Dowell and transfer threads.
This could actually send him into a blubbering mess.
He's hopeless.Harsh. Jags is a decent player.
Again???He's more than welcome to end his career here. Good on you captain Jags

I wasn't complaining. I was complimenting the quality of our back 4 as we vie for a CL sp I have high regard for Cuco, Tubby and Capt jags. Bainsey though , I'm a little suss on. Age is catching up with him and he can't always rely on the speed and skill of Cuco, Tubby and Capt jags to get him out of bother
Shambles mate.Oh dear god.
You're not finishing top 4 with that.
Liverpools defence is better than that and that's saying something.
Worried what this says about "the new Everton". Still far from convinced by it all.
Already been reported.
Game's the game.