Jacob Mellis (Sacked by Chelsea)

Pootsy · March 20, 2012

Young Midfielder sacked by Chelsea for letting off a smoke grenade. He has played in the Champions League. Is this the kind of Starlet that David Moyes should be snapping up?

Incidentally, is a smoke grenade worse that shooting someone in the leg? As you only get a fine at Chelsea for doing that!

Deleted member 28206 · March 20, 2012

Sounds like he'd suit our trench mentality.

Any good at shooting?

scumbag76 · March 20, 2012

Why would a young talent sign for Moyes ? He would be dribbling out one side of his mouth and sat in a water proof chair with chronic IBS before he ever got a start under Moyes

anotherbecksplease · March 20, 2012

hes a loose cannon

BoysInBlue · March 20, 2012

scumbag76 said:
Why would a young talent sign for Moyes ? He would be dribbling out one side of his mouth and sat in a water proof chair with chronic IBS before he ever got a start under Moyes

I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.

Deleted member 28206 · March 20, 2012

BoysInBlue said:
I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.

Read that list again.

bourneblue · March 20, 2012

Has explosive 'pace','rocket' of a 'shot',and knows how to 'bang' them in.
Sign him up moyesie the fans will go 'ballistic' !

Christiffa25 · March 21, 2012

What position does he play ??

McBain · March 21, 2012

Was it a tit grenade?

robolundgren · March 21, 2012

bourneblue said:
Has explosive 'pace','rocket' of a 'shot',and knows how to 'bang' them in.
Sign him up moyesie the fans will go 'ballistic' !

would be a booming signing

McBain · March 21, 2012

These puns don't really gel-ag-nite, and lack the Dynamite-ism of previously explosive material that explodes.

andy4efc · March 21, 2012

BoysInBlue said:
I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.

Baxter and McAleny havent been given a chance, i'm not saying that they should have, but they haven't. McAleny has come on in one game? vs Arsenal?. Baxter gets the occasional game when we have injuries.

Gueye was bought for a million, so damn right he should have been used by now.

Goat · March 21, 2012

andy4efc said:
Baxter and McAleny havent been given a chance, i'm not saying that they should have, but they haven't. McAleny has come on in one game? vs Arsenal?. Baxter gets the occasional game when we have injuries.

Gueye was bought for a million, so damn right he should have been used by now.

A million is nothing money.