Stop trying to get attention lad.
I'll volley ya like i volleyed the pig's bladder into the frogs net ya bel whiff

Stop trying to get attention lad.
Hiya Faddy, hiya pal.
Loved your goal in Paris lad.
Why haven't you had a hair weave yet?
Not a bum fiddler fella
Just had a call from the woman that works in the costa coffee on the M62 service station, apparently Faddy told her he is going to Barca at the end of the season in exchange for Messi and £50m ffs Moyes do you have any idea what your doing
Loved the boss confusion the Fadster created using the land crab approach, I've always said we don't attack across the pitch enough.