Is this the complaints department?

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Bruce Wayne said:
We have a precedent for this. I represented Mr Suits Blue in his case for wrongful dismissal and won £27 million on his behalf. He is now sunning it up on his own luxury island eating a caviar pastie.

As Mr Azul has greater longevity than Mr Blue, plus a family of dogs to care for, I believe it only proper that his compensation be at least £50 million for any distress caused.

BW QC
ps please also expect a sumons in the post for defamation against one Miss Jon EFC for labelling this poor young lady as a strumpet of loose moral standing.
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Bruce Wayne said:
We have a precedent for this. I represented Mr Suits Blue in his case for wrongful dismissal and won £27 million on his behalf. He is now sunning it up on his own luxury island eating a caviar pastie.
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Is this luxury island very near here?

Bruce Wayne said:
As Mr Azul has greater longevity than Mr Blue, plus a family of dogs to care for, I believe it only proper that his compensation be at least £50 million for any distress caused.

BW QC
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I challenge that the family of dogs in the ownership of the aforementioned Mr Azul were perpetrators of serious assault in the form of rabid infection against one Mr Rob Japan, resulting in the plaintiffs premature demise. I await your response.

Ray Beeze,
Counsel for ex-posters.
 
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In the case of Mr Azul versus Grand Old Team .com

The court finds in favour of Grand Old Team and that the D/D ban on pineapple on pizza will be lifted with immediate effect!

Mr Azul will have to pay all costs.

No tea for you tonight lid.
 
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