Is this the complaints department?

[chicoazul]

If so:

Dyylllllannnn: POR FAVOR.

 

[Dylan]

I am not the taker. I give it. All over the show.

 

[chicoazul]

I am not the taker. I give it. All over the show.

Your attitude stinks. Direct me to the Ombudsman**





** Not Mick or Danny.

 

[Dylan]

I think the forum Ombudsman is Halo.

 

[chicoazul]

Expect a letter from my lawyer**



** Lawyer/Bruce Wayne

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'm sorry sir but :
theres never been anyone of that name here, or
he doesnt work here any more
the supervisor isnt available
tough shoite, you dont like it ? then garn fack yerself.
your steak isnt cooked enough, sure i'll take it in the back and we will all put bodily fluids on it before bringing it back out.

thatsn my experience with complaints departments
their motto.....deny everything.

 

[Cal]

yer ma

 

[chicoazul]

fumes*

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Dear Dylan,

My client wishes to fume in your general direction.

Your sincerely,

Bruce Wayne QC

 

[chicoazul]

D'ya see now, thats LA Law [Poor language removed] going on right there.

I await your grovelling apology and kind offer of compensation.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

We have a precedent for this. I represented Mr Suits Blue in his case for wrongful dismissal and won £27 million on his behalf. He is now sunning it up on his own luxury island eating a caviar pastie.

As Mr Azul has greater longevity than Mr Blue, plus a family of dogs to care for, I believe it only proper that his compensation be at least £50 million for any distress caused.

BW QC
ps please also expect a sumons in the post for defamation against one Miss Jon EFC for labelling this poor young lady as a strumpet of loose moral standing.

 

[chicoazul]

pisses oneself*

Marvellous stuff.

 

[Neiler]

We have a precedent for this. I represented Mr Suits Blue in his case for wrongful dismissal and won £27 million on his behalf. He is now sunning it up on his own luxury island eating a caviar pastie.

As Mr Azul has greater longevity than Mr Blue, plus a family of dogs to care for, I believe it only proper that his compensation be at least £50 million for any distress caused.

BW QC
ps please also expect a sumons in the post for defamation against one Miss Jon EFC for labelling this poor young lady as a strumpet of loose moral standing.

Best Post Ever!

 

[chicoazul]

I'm taking this to the ombudsman or BBC Watchdog unless I receive a timely response.

DYLAN????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

BAN HIM FFS!