Even though my mum got a new boyfriend and my dad a girlfriend, they both bought gifts for each other of my youngest brother who was still in school. Be careful because maybe its the dad's present from the baby (even though everyone knows the baby didn't physically buy it).
Honestly mate, you have listed nothing positive about things except for the sex. Sounds like you just need a Netflix and chill bird rather than a mortgage and child bird.
I'm sure there's more to come, this is the thread that just keeps on giving










