Is it my self esteem?

[Zatara]

im shaking with laughter at some of these comments...had to get out of bed and go on the balcony or my gf may wake up and wonder why or what im shaking

 

[silent bob]

#NiveaWatch

 

[COYBL25]

Ha this thread has gone overboard.
This morning I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and accused her of seeing someone else, for no apparent reason. I told her she doesn't make much of an effort and is always putting something before me. She said yes she is always busy cleaning and running a house as well as working and looking after a child. She said I don't understand because I don't have the same responsibilities. I have realised I was wrong and shouldn't have accused her but this morning I found a nivea for men set in the bottom of the wardrobe and if I don't get that for xmas then I wanna know where it went

Could you please provide a full list of any further items of interest in the wardrobe mate ?.

I feel that there may be more items that point to her guilt that you may have overlooked.

If there's a " squirmy rooter " in there that you were unaware of I'd be a bit worried x

 

[Zatara]

@The Penalty Box Dancer

What are you getting her for xmas?

May i suggest an electronic ankle tag? Tell her its jewelry and you can see where she goes on your laptop.

Otherwise why not secretly install software in her phone to do the same?

Tell her its for her safety if she finds out...

 

[roydo]

Can see this being a summer "one from the vaults".

 

[edge]

Ha this thread has gone overboard.
This morning I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and accused her of seeing someone else, for no apparent reason. I told her she doesn't make much of an effort and is always putting something before me. She said yes she is always busy cleaning and running a house as well as working and looking after a child. She said I don't understand because I don't have the same responsibilities. I have realised I was wrong and shouldn't have accused her but this morning I found a nivea for men set in the bottom of the wardrobe and if I don't get that for xmas then I wanna know where it went

bad sign that mate keep an eye on her, its either for someone else or she don't think very much about you buying cheap [Poor language removed] like that for you at xmas,

 

[Zatara]

Can see this being a summer "one from the vaults".

which is your favourite thread of yesteryear?

 

[Moomin]

Even though my mum got a new boyfriend and my dad a girlfriend, they both bought gifts for each other of my youngest brother who was still in school. Be careful because maybe its the dad's present from the baby (even though everyone knows the baby didn't physically buy it).

Honestly mate, you have listed nothing positive about things except for the sex. Sounds like you just need a Netflix and chill bird rather than a mortgage and child bird.

How about setting up your mum with @The Penalty Box Dancer

Does she smoke though? that could be a deal breaker.

 

[roydo]

which is your favourite thread of yesteryear?

The Virtual Pub was glorious, as was the Catchphrase one.

 

[Zatara]

The Virtual Pub was glorious, as was the Catchphrase one.

before my time?

 

[roydo]

before my time?

Maybe, or maybe they were in the Upgraded forum, but they were both brilliant.

 

[JonS]

Hard to believe this was a genuine OP. If it was it's probably in the wrong place for proper discussion and for that reason I'm out of here.

 

[mezzrow]

Maybe it is for her child who is seemingly more of a man than you.

Women are so cruel. We bleed out our souls, and they mock us.

 

[Kurt.]

Why would your tart buy you kopite cream ?

 

[silent bob]

Why would your tart buy you kopite cream ?

Could be worse i suppose. At least it's not this.