Insert terrible middle aged man banter below

[magicjuan]

Nah. Put my back out opening the thread.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Racist

More xenophobia and selfish gammonness than racism but I lifted that post pretty much word for word from my uncle's Facebook

 

[Tommy.]

What do you call a group of wales playing musical instruments?



An orca-stra!!

Eh? EH?

 

[magicjuan]

What do you call a group of wales playing musical instruments?



An orca-stra!!

Eh? EH?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

 

[ste d' indica]

I've heard a whale has a 10 foot knob, wish I had a 10 foot knob instead of carrying this massive thing around!!! Oi Oi!!!!!
















It is a hindrance though....

 

[Tipp blue]

Have I told you the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

I'm offended.. this is a trans joke?

 

[COYBL25]

There’s a sexy female goth sitting beside me in the bus station. Down boy, down.

 

[chrissyjack]

For my next trick , I will eat a percussion instrument in a barm cake…

Drum roll , please

 

[Toast]

Yer arl fella puts his arm round the passenger seat headrest when he reverse parks..

 

[Death]

I notice @TacticallyEv hasn't joined in. It's not one of his self serving threads so he has no interest.


All about the hussle with that lad.

 

[Ray Purchase]

 

[TacticallyEv]

I notice @TacticallyEv hasn't joined in. It's not one of his self serving threads so he has no interest.


All about the hussle with that lad.

Still living in your head I see.

 

[big nev lookalike]

I saw a man today dressed as a lump of butter…what a knob.

 

[lancs blue]

Why do squirells swim on their backs


To keep their nuts dry

 

[Paris]