Durham Toffee
Shameless Wool
Sorry, but I feel better for confessing.....
I think you've spent too much time worrying about what you're feeling...or who...
Sorry, but I feel better for confessing.....
Widening the conversation, when I was 19 I did happen to have a lengthy "affair" with my best mate's mum who was the wife of a Church Warden....
Is that your bird in your avatar? Nice.I don't know what you're talking about. You're absolutely right, she can never know the story about the amputee and the cucumber.
Sorry, but I feel better for confessing.....
I have also sodomised a girl in the New Brighton Travelodge.
Did you tell your mate?
Fess up your tales of strange or go to hell. Come on, we are offering you salvation here.
Best ones win boss rep.
I'm incapable of it, mate...my sh*tty childhood was a byproduct of it. Thanks for bringing up the hurt.
Lot of ours were lid, but it's in you now. Locked deep in your DNA.
That hot chick in the office who you keep being "over" friendly with? You know what to do.
* for the purposes of the FBI, I'm clearly joking there and do not endorse sexual assault in any shape or form.
In fact close the thread mods.
* for the purposes of the FBI, I'm clearly joking there and do not endorse sexual assault in any shape or form.
In fact close the thread mods.