Infidelity

Would you do strange if afforded the perfect opportunity?

  • Defo

    Votes: 23 21.5%
  • No chance

    Votes: 59 55.1%
  • How many pints have I had?

    Votes: 25 23.4%

  • Total voters
    107
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@Groucho and @the esk you should probably thread ban @Morag and @mrs the esk before your confession.

Plenty of opportunities over the years, but none comparable to @mrs the esk plus of course I have to acknowledge should she choose to be unfaithful the probability of her being more successful than me is much higher lol

Anyway what happened to good old fashioned morals?

No is a very powerful word - "I'm sorry darling, you are the most attractive and sexy woman I've ever met, but I'm married and not prepared to risk that, even for you"
 

Mate you've barely started shaving. Nothing counts at that age. No offence :) just enjoy it

Plenty of time for heavy relationships later
 

:D

Alcohol plays a massive part.

Lads... you know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Perfect opportunity arises? You might, might have second thoughts but...

We know. End of. Dont even come at me with your lovey dovey no chance, ive met ' the one '. Ha ha

Who are you really kidding.

Lad we are already well aware that you have the morality of a drunken Soviet in May 1945.

If it makes you feel better than so be it. But I believe that you should never ever do it.

@RAFUH.
 
Shut up lad.

Brass just want the dollar bills, its not like they want the D, its totes not even close to being unfaithful, its basically a business deal, are you saying when I go to Tesco and pay them for food im being unfaithful?

GET REAL.

When you go to tesco and pay them for food, you're single handedly kickstarting the british economy, you fat mess.
 

Shut up lad.

Brass just want the dollar bills, its not like they want the D, its totes not even close to being unfaithful, its basically a business deal, are you saying when I go to Tesco and pay them for food im being unfaithful?

GET REAL.

It's worse than actual cheating as you had to pay an unfortunate soul to accept your disappointing flaccid woolly wang.

Absolutely no skill at all and the girl resents you as you're sweating away thinking that you're dead boss.
 

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