Imagine we got into the Champions Leauge

[tasslehoff]

Too soon lads, too soon.

I'm holding you personally responsible if we royally **** it up tonight now.

I said just for a bit.

We will return to our regularly scheduled fume shortly

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

i will personally hold you responsible if we do not end up playing Apoel Nicosia in the Champs League next season

 

[zirc]

this thread is dangerously RAWK-ish.

 

[COYB]

TELL ME MA ME MAR. I DONT WANT NO TEA NO TEA. AM GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUEEE
TELL ME MA ME MA

 

[AdamEFC]

I just want to get smashed in some random foreign country whilst watching Everton.

 

[toffeemax]

Imagine, we'd probably get knocked out by some Spanish team in the qualifying stages due to a contentious decision.

 

[toffeemax]

Everton will face Villareall in the final Champions League Qualifying round

bit hard seeing as they're in the 1st divison!

 

[Azzurri]

Oh and now I've got my hopes up.

 

[Bungle]

Stracqualursi shows a staggering burst of pace to take it past a 72 year old Maldini and fires into the roof of the net, the crazy argentinian was unaware they'd changed ends.

 

[Maxwell]

I had a dream last night that we won it, and now this thread pops up.

ITS ON.

 

[Julian Carax]

This has been one of the most successful threads I've ever read, we've all imagined for a bit what it would be like to be in the CL and it was boss. Well in Tasslehoff.

 

[tasslehoff]

Player Coach Ferguson starts his jump from the mid point of the half and connects at the apex of the corner balls flight. An audible “TWHACK” is the only sound heard as skin connects to leather, the ball careers off the Scotsman’s head and fly’s bullet like toward the goal.

Pierlugi Collina (drafted in at last minute to ref the game) in unable to move as both him and the ball fly through the back of the Gwladys Street net.

Scenes.

 

[Brennan]

We'd win a group against AC Milan, Ajax and Dortmund and then get knocked out by Apoel Nicosia in the last 16.

The Everton Way.

 

[Bungle]

Sorry, I need to read properly before contributing, I thought it said Championship, I found that fairly easy to imagine.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Tony Hibbert shoots....

AND OH MY GOD WHAT A GOAL!!! TONY HIBBERT HAS JUST TOEY'D IT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET FROM 40 YARDS, LIMBS EVERYWHERE IN THE GLADWYS!!!!

Everton 1 - 6 Cluj