If you were a Super Hero

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Alio

Alio

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I was never really a massive comic book or super hero fan as a kid to be honest, more into things like Mask and Thundercats, than Superman or Batman...but they seem to be more popular now I think

Anyway, if you were a Super Hero

What would be your one power?

Would you have a annoying side kick?

Would you fight crime or be a bad ass?

I think I would like a Cape, and maybe the power of being invisible. Would I need the cape? I guess not, but I'm having it (y)

I think I'd be called Invisibo or something obvious like that, and my side kick would look something like this

superhero-movie-pam-anderso.jpg


I'd probably be Muggins' sidekick on the weekend too when I'm not busy fighting crime

p.s. that real life superhero I posted the other week has been attacked for real, booo
 

Muggins said:
My hero.

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"Machete don't do text..."
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Maybe I should have put this in our Daily Show? It could just be me and your again in here. Thanks for the sympathy reply =)

Who is that man.....why don't I understand this? =)
 
Alio said:
Maybe I should have put this in our Daily Show? It could just be me and your again in here. Thanks for the sympathy reply =)

Who is that man.....why don't I understand this? =)
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"Machete" is a film by Robert Rodriguez (of El Mariachi, Desperado, Dusk Til Dawn fame) about a cop named "Machete".
heres a Damon link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_(film)

Why would I be this particular superhero???

Would you mess with a guy with a jacket full of Machete's..........????

oh yeah, and someone hands him a phone in the film. His grim face just looks at it and says "Machete don't text..."..

Classic.
 
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I think the best Superpower would be to fly....

I wouldn't help anyone, just get drunk all day like Hancock.
 
My power would be the power to have all powers.


We'd take over the world in our super awesome danger vehicle.



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I'd be boobman, i saved boobs from spilling out of bra's.

What a man i'd be
 
My superpower would be to age people to whatever I want.

ZAP! That 28 year old secretary that turned you down is now a wrinkly, dried up 74 year old pensioner! HA!!!

POW! The annoying as frig 10 year old that runs around and irritates everyone is now 92 and bed ridden! LOLZ!

KABOOM! That jailbait girl nextdoor is now legal! Oh sweet!
 
Alio said:
I was never really a massive comic book or super hero fan as a kid to be honest, more into things like Mask and Thundercats, than Superman or Batman...but they seem to be more popular now I think

Anyway, if you were a Super Hero

What would be your one power?

Would you have a annoying side kick?

Would you fight crime or be a bad ass?

I think I would like a Cape, and maybe the power of being invisible. Would I need the cape? I guess not, but I'm having it (y)

I think I'd be called Invisibo or something obvious like that, and my side kick would look something like this

superhero-movie-pam-anderso.jpg


I'd probably be Muggins' sidekick on the weekend too when I'm not busy fighting crime

p.s. that real life superhero I posted the other week has been attacked for real, booo
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Hahaha ..

IF I were a Super-Hero ....

Cute , lid .

Very cute ....

Nice .
 

My one super power would be to transplant penis's onto the head's on people called Richard i could then legitimately call them [Poor language removed]
 

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