If you were a player, what would the supporters sing about you?

[McBain]

MACCA! MACCA! MACCA!

OI! OI! OI!

Repeated 375 times.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

To the tune of "My old Man's a dustman"

Mutzo Nutzo's magic - he wears a wizards hat
He drives a **** off Bentley and lives in a penthouse flat

He is a massive legend - from near to afar
he'll score the winning goal, and then he'll poke yer mar

 

[ijjysmith]

'Its a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
It's a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make Smithy a moderatooooooooor'

#smithyformoderator

 

[Bungle]

'Its a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
It's a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make Smithy a moderatooooooooor'

#smithyformoderator

Catchy I must admit

 

[trigger the blue]

To the tune of "My old Man's a dustman"

Mutzo Nutzo's magic - he wears a wizards hat
He drives a **** off Bentley and lives in a penthouse flat

He is a massive legend - from near to afar
he'll score the winning goal, and then he'll poke yer mar

This is winning so far IMO

 

[DualityNSNO]

'Its a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
It's a Grand Old Team to moderate for,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make Smithy a moderatooooooooor'

#smithyformoderator

You've got my vote, bro!

 

[Bungle]

He shoots, he scores, he pays for dirty whores...... on second thoughts not sure I want that getting out.

I remember a funny Liverpool one to the tune of Blame It On The Boogie by the Jackson 5.

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

 

[Summerskin]

To the tune of "Fat Spanish Waiter"...

"HE'S JUST A WHITE ANICHEBE....WHITE ANICHEEEEEEEBEEE!!"

 

[Frank Drebin]

"Your wife takes it up the arse."

I'm not married but if I did then I'd hope this chant would be accurate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Who snapped Suarez leg
who crushed steevie's head
who's in yer mars bed
Reidy's Bottle of Grecian !!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Oracula btw ... He No Foola , btw ....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Oracula btw ... He No Foola , btw ....

I think ours would be at veterans football btw.


He's fat he's round he's worth a million pound
He's on weed... he's on weed !!

 

[little curly alan ball]

I think ours would be at veterans football btw.


He's fat he's round he's worth a million pound
He's on weed... he's on weed !!

Haha .. Speak for your self , Granaddad . SOME of us are still Kickin' It with the Kids ...

Alas , not me though ...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Haha .. Speak for your self , Granaddad . SOME of us are still Kickin' It with the Kids ...

Alas , not me though ...

I remember someone grabbing a quick smoke once when taking a throw-in, we'd have been fighting over who was taking them on the paddock side.....

You superstars.... we've got a Bong for yooooooou
For the boy's in Blue
They are all Mellow....
They beat the shyte
with Northern Lights....