If we transfer listed all our players tomorrow...

[twoblue]

If the top 6 were interested in any of our players they would buy them regardless of whether they were transfer listed or not.

 

[sageyefc]

READ THE POST MINGE.

Ooer

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Pickford, Tosun, maaaaybe Gueye. No-one is going to want Jags or Baines.

 

[trueblue84]

Do you mean for actual money?

Spurs will probably need staff in that massive bar they're getting at their new gaff. Looking at our distinct lack of pace though, I'm sure our players would be overrun there as well.

 

[Death]

It's gas. We use to have a solid team with the goalkeeper being a week link. Now it's the opposite. It reminded me when all we needed was a 20+ striker but when we got one we went to bits defensively.

God you scumbag.

 

[windymiller]

How much would our squad even fetch now?

Pickford £30m
Stek £0
Robles £0
Coleman £25m
Kenny £5m
Baines £nominal
Martina £0
Jagielka £0
Williams £0
Keane £15m
Funes Mori £15m
Holgate £10m
Gana £30m
Schneiderlin £15m
Davies £10m
Bolasie £10m
Walcott £25m
Rooney £0
Sigurdsson £25m
Lookman £12m
Vlasic £10m
Klaassen £10m
Baningime £3m
Tosun £25m
Niasse £12m
DCL £10m

Total £297m

I may be a bit off with some of those valuations (and some of you will take umbrage with some of them as well) but the days of the Stones, Lukaku type windfalls seem to be well behind us. Even after we have spent £200m on players.