If someone wrote a novel about your life how would it end?

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There are two sentences that every bloke shoul hear in his lifetime. The first is "I'm pregnant" the second is "We've got the place surrounded."

Already heard the first.
 


John went on to play for Everton after realising his potential, Sally moved to Florida to start over as a crocodile hunter, Jermaine went on to ruin many many foofs and Username, well, nobody knows what happened to him, some say he went to Mexico to end the war on drugs, others say he resides on the peak of mount Snowdon to find inner piece through nude meditation, all we know is that on full moons he is watching, waiting, anticipating his return for he is more then a myth, he, is, Username.
 
As he was pulled from the mersey after heroically diving into the raging waters to rescue a drowning puppy Kelly Brook and the TV crew filming a docusoap gasped.

His kecks snagged on the sea wall ripping the the front revealing he really DID have a massive cock.

Kelly took him to her luxuriously appointed motorhome to warm him.
 
nigelcoyb said:
As he was pulled from the mersey after heroically diving into the raging waters to rescue a drowning puppy Kelly Brook and the TV crew filming a docusoap gasped.

His kecks snagged on the sea wall ripping the the front revealing he really DID have a massive cock.

Kelly took him to her luxuriously appointed motorhome to warm him.
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Surely thats how you want it to start?
 
"It was apparent that the Mayan Calendar did infact mark the lurker uprising, and it was in such event that the poster known as bigmaclad was lost."
 

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