I scored a goal today, Heitinga style

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spikeman

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Well, it wasn't exactly Heitinga style but it was from the defensive midfield position. I shot it from 20-18 yards out and it deflected off the defender and went in. Final score: 1-0.

It's a great f**kin day
 

Yeah that's what I was thinking, but someone said since it was on target it still counts as my goal. Is that true?
 
Look mate, you might have scored but you're no me like.

Come back either when you've beat 5 players, and chipped the keeper, or hit it cleanly from 35 yards into the top right corner.
 

Ok, i'll be honest, it was 32 yards.

And it was 4 players.
 
spikeman said:
Well, it wasn't exactly Heitinga style but it was from the defensive midfield position. I shot it from 20-18 yards out and it deflected off the defender and went in. Final score: 1-0.

It's a great f**kin day
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That's ma' Boy !!!

( Uncle ) L.C.A.B. - Out .
 
It would have only been Heitinga style if you had of run into the crowd and eaten a baby after scoring. Thats how he rolls.
 

Oh alright, well played Spikeman.

Just next time, try some Phil Neville-esque stepovers.
 

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