I have got a presentation tomorrow...

[GrandOldTeam]

In front on just over 100 people. I have a bad cold, any suggestions how to prevent a snotty nose for at least 10 minutes?

 

[teppic]

i love presentations. they give me a proper buzz. wear a beanie hat in bed.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Trebor Extra Strong Mints.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Is it a male or female audience?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

90% female.

Theres 3 lads out of 30 on my course, and will be doing it in front of my class and health and social and sociology

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Outstanding. All you do is make a joke at the beginning about having man flu so apologies for your snuffy delivery and that the front row may wish to move back a bit. You'll have them in the palm of your hand after that

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Genius Bruce. Genius.

 

[Latch]

Outstanding. All you do is make a joke at the beginning about having man flu so apologies for your snuffy delivery and that the front row may wish to move back a bit. You'll have them in the palm of your hand after that

Genius Bruce.

Danny ~ You cant go wrong with that, Bruce has saved the day again.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

He has.

Any plans on what to do if I sneeze and snot flies across the room or onto the projector?

 

[Latch]

Genius Bruce. Genius.

Genius Bruce.

Danny ~ You cant go wrong with that, Bruce has saved the day again.

, great minds 'an all that.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Project it in a dramatic way. Guys are supposed to over-react with man flu, the girls will expect it

 

[micknick]

get a big bowl get a tub of viz- spoon in a table spoon of vix- boil a kettle and fill the bowl with the water. Get a towel over your head and towards the bowl. Sorted.

 

[Latch]

He has.

Any plans on what to do if I sneeze and snot flies across the room or onto the projector?

Just head for the nearest exit and put it down to experience.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Do as Bruce says but also have a lemsip 30 minutes before the talk. Nothing worse than unpacking your trunk in front of a crowd.

 

[SuitsBlue]

'man flu', what a travesty.

is their such thing as 'woman flu' ? no - its the same thing only some men with a penchant for cabaret decided to over hype the symptoms.

the bad blouses.