I didn’t believe in ghosts until……

[Dddddd]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

 

[RufusCat]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

That would freak me right out.

 

[goldfinchmule]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

Your post. I am now a believer.

 

[Yarrgh]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

And then when you least expect it, it'll come back to haunt you.

Spooky.

 

[NeilMorepies]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

I was in the Lisbon one evening, and it gave me the willies.

 

[Kurt.]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

Yer ma, she loves searching for goolies

 

[tommye]

Yer ma, she loves searching for goolies

And yours loves getting the willy's put up her

 

[goldfinchmule]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

You might have a turd burglar, not a ghost.

 

[Groucho]

…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?

 

[Rita_Poon]

?

 

[LostLegend]

Crap thread

 

[RalphDring]

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.. etc.

 

[heatmeiser]

A naked lumberjack??

I've heard it all now

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Cels]

Just for a moment, I thought this may actually be a genuine thread about the paranormal; will I ever learn