I Challenge Thee to Poetreeey

[BigBlueConk]

A manager whose last name was Moyes
Was confronted by local boo-boys
In a deal with the devil
He kept picking Neville
Out of the pram came all of their toys

That was edited several times to keep it PG.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We had a young Russian who failed,
Could strike a ball better than Bale,
Had a face like a child,
But was quickly exhaled,
As his pace was akin to a snail.

 

[cowpat]

Two old ladies sitting at the front one shoved her finger up the other ones ****

 

[BigBlueConk]

Two old ladies sitting at the front one shoved her finger up the other ones ****

Nose?

 

[BigBlueConk]

We had a young Russian who failed,
Could strike a ball better than Bale,
Had a face like a child,
But was quickly exhaled,
As his pace was akin to a snail.

I think including 'Bilyaletdinov' would have scored more points in the above!

 

[BigBlueConk]

The other night I wondering why,
Why I should live if I should die,
And in my grief I thought to live was worth it,
because of a girl like Joanne!
Now I don't know why and I don't know how,
but I want you here and want you now.
I really do!
And I hope you might feel the same way too?
You could love me I know you can,
How I love you sweet Joanne!

I dream of you with contemplation,
The thoughts of you my inspiration,
Please excuse this exclamation,
but wow and whoosh, a great sensation!

I'm scared. I dared to dream of you.
Was it vain to hope you might love me too?
You could love me I know you can,
How I love you sweet Joanne!

 

[BigBlueConk]

The other night I wondering why,
Why I should live if I should die,
And in my grief I thought to live was worth it,
because of a girl like Joanne!
Now I don't know why and I don't know how,
but I want you here and want you now.
I really do!
And I hope you might feel the same way too?
You could love me I know you can,
How I love you sweet Joanne!

I dream of you with contemplation,
The thoughts of you my inspiration,
Please excuse this exclamation,
but wow and whoosh, a great sensation!

I'm scared. I dared to dream of you.
Was it vain to hope you might love me too?
You could love me I know you can,
How I love you sweet Joanne!

I wrote this in 1985 at college, for a girl who used to sit behind me in A level Biology class!

 

[Kurt.]

We signed magaye guaye
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Did we sign magaye guaye

 

[jtl60]

I am going to write a poem about this season, so here goes:

Its been a funny old season at goodison park,
Although as per usual, we are left in the dark
Will Bill Sell?, Will Moyes Stay?
'Wheres the sportess fund money'
How slow is Maguaye?

On the pitch, Mirallas did shine,
Bainesy we love you, Fellaini did fine.
Seaumus gets better , the future looks good
I'd bin off Heitinga, if only we could

Captain Pip is leaving, for some its too late
I'll have mainly good memories, but Wigan sealed his fate
That was a low, how ****e we were then
But Ross Barkley is coming, to play with the men

Distin is a rock, solid as stone
Jags is still awesome, bit I miss super tone
I fear Hibbos days are numbered, whilst Colemans right back
So come on Tony, nail one in the onion sack

 

[McBain]

Aint reading the rest of this thread
Going over to Fit Birds instead
But Uh Oh Mrs McB
The Only Lass For Me
Has a Fit Bird every night in't Bed

 

[Kurt.]

Hey jock
Come and feel my cock
I've been thinking about you
And it's turned itself to rock

Only joking
I'm not silly
You won't touch me
And you won't touch my willy

 

[McBain]

Kurt is Gay
Nothing wrong with that hey.

 

[Kurt.]

This is an ode to the legend McBain
For beards he thought nothing could rhyme with his name
Not I've proved you all wrong with this elegant sonnet
This is the Mcbain bandwagon...so get yourselfs on it !!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Some members may
Some members might
Some members may even put up a fight
It might take a while
but some lube and a smile
Does wonders for the members so tight