I became an Evertorian today

[ElGato]

i really enjoyed reading this thread. this is what u are capable of grandoldteam.com buddies.

This again.

Id also like to thank our benevolent Columbian overlords. GoT came here but we were meeting you halfway

 

[Death]

I don't know why. What's not to love about this club and crazy fanbase

Bum me. Now.

 

[deipnosophist]

Bum me. Now.

Colombians are quite romantic people: I think rather than 'bumming' you, they would prefer to 'make love to you, via your bottom'...

 

[Death]

Colombians are quite romantic people: I think rather than 'bumming' you, they would prefer to 'make love to you, via your bottom'...

My rear end can't handle the promise of love. Tofee can passionately make love to my bottom but when the deed is done would he stick to me like a tofee?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Colombians are quite romantic people: I think rather than 'bumming' you, they would prefer to 'make love to you, via your bottom'...

You have channeled the inner poet with this offering.

 

[riddick]

So you have enjoyed the good, NOW you have seen what Everton will do to you @UptheTofees and @Sassy Colombian.

Any chance to do ANYTHING and they bottle it. This is probably going to be the most disappointing relationship you'll ever have with a sports team.

 

[UptheTofees]

So you have enjoyed the good, NOW you have seen what Everton will do to you @UptheTofees and @Sassy Colombian.

Any chance to do ANYTHING and they bottle it. This is probably going to be the most disappointing relationship you'll ever have with a sports team.

Today was painful man. How do you miss it so bad?

Man.

 

[zukai12_]

Not too late to change your mind

 

[moyeslovechild]

Poor lad

 

[sageyefc]

There’s still time run! run!

 

[JammyP]

Today I took the full ride of being an Everton fan. Obviously I have supported and cared for the team since day 1. I connected with the team since day 1.

But today, I felt what you lot always told me about.

The excitement before the match

The frustration not to see Mina seeing that he was also absent in the last United league match and they clogged us for 2 headers goals.

Then the nervousness as the match got going

The naive confidence as we started playing well

The utter frustration with how that first goal developed knowing that that passage would end up in goal from the moment Doucoure gave that ball away.

The anger as that play developed and watching every mistake made in that passage (ball giveaway, no pressure on the wing to the ball crosser, poor coverage by Keane.

Then the anger at our players for playing like a neighborhood bunch, especially James and Doucoure and for the whole team just sitting back and playing scared

The frustration of DCL missing that one on one thinking that's it, we are done.

Then the shy joy of that first goal thinking maybe there is hope

Then the glorious roar of the 2nd goal. Screamed and jumped as I watched in.my home gym to the point that my wife came running to check if I was ok and angrily rolled her eyes when she realized it was a soccer scream.

Then hope....and hope that we win it.

Then more anger at us sitting back. Came the 3rd goal and I was deflated..how? Why?

But I kept hope, frustrated hope. My workout was done but I stayed in gym. Pacing back and forward. Not sitting down. Like a father awaiting his first son.

Then came the goal and I screamed yes 5 times (Wife knew better this time) as I punched the living crap out of the heavy bag without gloves (dumb) and I said I love this team.

I know I am rambling on. But I havent felt this emotionally attached to a team or a match since Colombia in the world cup. The blues were in complete control of my emotions and how my weekend would go on.

I understand now the madness here and I love it

See you then mate.

 

[malfosse]

I think tonight has just been your communion. @UptheTofees

 

[Mozza1987]

And that's what it is like to be a blue. Enjoy

 

[malfosse]

My rear end can't handle the promise of love. Tofee can passionately make love to my bottom but when the deed is done would he stick to me like a tofee?

Thanks.
That's going in Mrs M's Valentine's card.

 

[T LEAFE]

These heroes are earning a bloody fortune
For such a lack of effort and skill it is a total disgrace tonight
Im 63 and have never been so embarrased
i doubt those players are though
ive had enough