I am Jock, AMA

[Kurt.]

Fair to middling.

What flavour are they?

probably penicillin now.

 

[Groucho]

Dear jock

I recently drove almost the entire length of the A9. This road gets a bad press i hear but apart from the fog, Perth and speed cameras I found it ok. I particularly enjoyed te cairngorms. What are your thoughts on the accident ridden A9. If you don't care about the A9, no bother.

Groucho

 

[tommye]

dear bluejock of the clan mcjock,
why is Jim Beglin such an absolute feckin cnut?
who would your hurt the most, Beglin or Chiles?
And finally, what would be your chosen method of inflicting hurt?
Thanks xx

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Dear Jock,

How do you stand on your own two feet if you are a double leg amputee?

 

[scratchnsurf]

What does Leeds smell of?

 

[bluejock]

Dear jock

I recently drove almost the entire length of the A9. This road gets a bad press i hear but apart from the fog, Perth and speed cameras I found it ok. I particularly enjoyed te cairngorms. What are your thoughts on the accident ridden A9. If you don't care about the A9, no bother.

Groucho

I must admit Grouch, I very rarely use it. When you drive up it on a sunny July evening though it's spectacular.

Did you visit the reindeer centre at Cairngorm or just go for a wee trek up the hill?

 

[bluejock]

dear bluejock of the clan mcjock,
why is Jim Beglin such an absolute feckin cnut?
who would your hurt the most, Beglin or Chiles?
And finally, what would be your chosen method of inflicting hurt?
Thanks xx

Because he's one of them, it's genetic.
Both.
In a train crash into David Cameron's house.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock,

How do you stand on your own two feet if you are a double leg amputee?

With great difficulty

 

[bluejock]

What does Leeds smell of?

Whippets and unemployment.

 

[Groucho]

I must admit Grouch, I very rarely use it. When you drive up it on a sunny July evening though it's spectacular.

Did you visit the reindeer centre at Cairngorm or just go for a wee trek up the hill?

Err, actually, the dalwhinnie distillery!

 

[scratchnsurf]

Whippets and unemployment.

Classier than round here then, - Staffies and unemployment (which mostly seems to be the smell of dope).

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

With great difficulty

But how?!?!?!? I feel cheated.

 

[bluejock]

Err, actually, the dalwhinnie distillery!

Magnificent. I've always liked you Grouch.

 

[bluejock]

But how?!?!?!? I feel cheated.

By having your amputated feet surgically grafted to your arms, and doing a handstand.

 

[chrissyjack]

Dear Jock around the Clock

I, this week, purchased a new mower and have subjected the nation to this terrible ( though some would say typical ) weather.
Would me buying an umbrella , next week, redress this .
Thanks...

* Chrissyjack, currently waiting for the next ferry to take him to the bottom of the street