I am Jock, AMA

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

By having your amputated feet surgically grafted to your arms, and doing a handstand.

I want! Despite having two legs and feet still.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock around the Clock

I, this week, purchased a new mower and have subjected the nation to this terrible ( though some would say typical ) weather.
Would me buying an umbrella , next week, redress this .
Thanks...

* Chrissyjack, currently waiting for the next ferry to take him to the bottom of the street

No, as an umbrella weighs less than a lawnmower. If you build a perspex cover for your house and grounds, the a beautiful summer will be had by all.

 

[bluejock]

I want! Despite having two legs and feet still.

Why not amputate someone in their sleep, and use their feet?

 

[zed]

Fair to middling.

What flavour are they?

ainsley harriot french onion (with crutons) i did the 3 in. feeling a bit gaseous at the moment.

 

[bluejock]

ainsley harriot french onion (with crutons) i did the 3 in. feeling a bit gaseous at the moment.

Keep us posted and please don't die.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Why not amputate someone in their sleep, and use their feet?

Truly you are a sage, Jock.

 

[zed]

Keep us posted and please don't die.

what happened to the `fair to middling` diagnosis f`chrissakes. i`m not blaming you- usually it would go straight in the bin.

 

[scratchnsurf]

what happened to the `fair to middling` diagnosis f`chrissakes. i`m not blaming you- usually it would go straight in the bin.

It's a slippery slope mate. One day your eating out of date cup a soups, before you know it you're base jumping. Thrill seeking becomes habitual.

 

[chicoazul]

Jock I won't be at Tanadice. I'm further up north and got confused between Perth and Dundee location wise.

Will I be sad because of this?

 

[bluejock]

Jock I won't be at Tanadice. I'm further up north and got confused between Perth and Dundee location wise.

Will I be sad because of this?

I hope so because I will. Heartbroken here FFS.

 

[chicoazul]

I hope so because I will. Heartbroken here FFS.

FFS don't make me feel guilty.

If you fancy a night or two escape up north that week let me know x

 

[bluejock]

I'll see what I can manage chief. Moving house next month too so I'll be here there and everywhere.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'll see what I can manage chief. Moving house next month too so I'll be here there and everywhere.

Where you moving to, Jockles?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Oh, and will Strathclyde accept me into uni, considering the "mishap" that happened to me the other day?

 

[chicoazul]

Good luck with that and let me know if you need some fresh Heelan air.