I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

does Nik have a deathwish?

No, just a love of warm, sweet Butterkist.

 

[tommye]

your work does not go unnoticed young'un

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Do you own an arab strap? If not, why not?

 

[Groucho]

Dear jock

Why, when my daughter cries, does mrs Groucho turn into a whirling dirvish and try to kill me due my offering of help?

Thanks, grouchie, la

 

[ToffeeDan]

Which bast*rd spiked my friend's half-time lager? She ended up in the medical centre after the game (told me about it today)

 

[chicoazul]

Which bast*rd spiked my friend's half-time lager? She ended up in the medical centre after the game (told me about it today)

Is that true mate? I hate stuff like that. ****houses.

 

[Goat]

*walks away whistling*

 

[Phenom]

*walks away whistling*

*points!

 

[Goat]

*breaks into a light jog*

 

[chicoazul]

Newsflash Newsflash Newsflash

Word is coming in about a number of tremors being reported in Woolsville.

More as we get it.

 

[Goat]

*clutches chest*

 

[chicoazul]

Hahaha.

 

[bluejock]

Do you own an arab strap? If not, why not?

I had one but it was stolen by pigeons

 

[bluejock]

Dear jock

Why, when my daughter cries, does mrs Groucho turn into a whirling dirvish and try to kill me due my offering of help?

Thanks, grouchie, la

It's because she's a woman Grouchatron, and like all women, is in fact a snake with tits.

 

[bluejock]

Which bast*rd spiked my friend's half-time lager? She ended up in the medical centre after the game (told me about it today)

Frank Drebin has been quiet for a while.