Hsd Vs Rochdale Fans

[HSD]

So, fellow Evertonians.
As I'm going to prom with a Rochdale fan who will not allow me to explain how great Everton are, especially in comparison to Rochdale, and how beautiful Leighton Baines is, I have stupidly challenged him to a football match.

If I win this match he has to admit that Leighton Baines is the cutest footballer in the whole of the world. Also, how much he totally, secretly loves Everton.

Considering I have not played football properly in about 5 years I think I have a challenge on my hands.

Though, I think it would be good to see how many of you actually think I'll fail at life after this.

So, people, what're you betting? 8-0 to my team? Though so..b)

 

[Topblue]

Smash him HSD or why didnt you challenge him to a sketch off.

 

[heatmeiser]

Distract him with femininity.

You'll smash him 10 nil.

 

[HSD]

Distract him with femininity.

You'll smash him 10 nil.

*Hahaha* That was my plan.

 

[HSD]

Smash him HSD or why didnt you challenge him to a sketch off.

That would have been easier...damn.

 

[spikeman]

Give him Hel!!!

 

[HSD]

Give him Hel!!!

Nice call, Spiker, nice call.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

grab their bollox and twist

 

[spikeman]

Nice call, Spiker, nice call.

You'll win 3-2 with a last second screamer.

What do you have to do if you lose?

 

[HSD]

You'll win 3-2 with a last second screamer.

What do you have to do if you lose?

I haven't dared to ask.

 

[best little spaniard]

You'll need a few dirty underhand tactics if you want to win.

1. As Rugby Toffee says, go for the nuts. Knee, fist, boot, whatever. Just get him.

2. The nipple twist. Very underrated, very effective.

3. If he has longish hair, pull it.

4. Scratching is fine. Escpecially to the face.

5. Play on the fact you're a girl. Wink at the ref seductively, make suggestive passes at the opposition keeper, and if all else fails and he's through on goal, take your top off


Hope this helps. Good luck

 

[HSD]

You'll need a few dirty underhand tactics if you want to win.

1. As Rugby Toffee says, go for the nuts. Knee, fist, boot, whatever. Just get him.

2. The nipple twist. Very underrated, very effective.

3. If he has longish hair, pull it.

4. Scratching is fine. Escpecially to the face.

5. Play on the fact you're a girl. Wink at the ref seductively, make suggestive passes at the opposition keeper, and if all else fails and he's through on goal, take your top off


Hope this helps. Good luck

*Hahahahaha*

I guess I could give these a shot. If I do, I'm thinking, 12-0 to me.

 

[best little spaniard]

*Hahahahaha*

I guess I could give these a shot. If I do, I'm thinking, 12-0 to me.

If you do, be sure to send us a video of it to bestlittlespaniard@got.com

 

[Whitebootman]

Flirt. Works for me. Played against the Ministry of Defence Police once, hugh great lump (look whos talking) clattered into me and we both ended up in a pile. I grabbed his ears and kissed him on the lips. Next time I ran at him he just kept backing off, playing hard to get I suppose.

 

[Brownie]

I don't think you will need any underhand tactics to be honest. He will no doubt be technically poor and look to just outpace you. Football intelligence will always triumph.

Just nut him.