How will you be spending your footy free Saturday?

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Remember when we used to throw toilet rolls onto the pitch...ahh the good old days.

We might as well have been throwing 50 quid notes, what a waste.

Looking at close to 80 rolls of andrex for a midfielder these days

 

[mahermi1]

We might as well have been throwing 50 quid notes, what a waste.

Looking at close to 80 rolls of andrex for a midfielder these days

Comes to something when an Andrex worth more than a Rolex, strange days.

 

[toffee82]

I absolutely mean this with the greatest of respect but that sounds awful.

I know. That's why I haven't done it yet. Jobs I don't want to do but will pass the time if schools shut and I can't go out anywhere. Easter holidays soon too. I've got a four year old.

It's still freezing out too so can't spend longer than an hour in the park without moaning.

 

[trueblue84]

With the Corona virus cancelling the footy schedule before moving on to the human race it means we have a Saturday open to all delights and possibilities.

How will you spend yours?

I suppose in an ideal world I'd just spend it buying toilet paper all day.

 

[chrismpw]

The Miller is a curmudgeonly yet kind soul who only wants to mill flour in his frail years.

Yet he will be forced back one last time into his blazer to become "Teach" and hand out lessons of bloody justice to the rioting youths who dare to trespass on his manor.

Tooting sensual survival squad welcomes you Teach.

Hmmmm this isn't a flour mill - it's an industrial engineering mill. Do try and keep up at the back.

 

[PhilM]

Marine's fixture against Ramsbottom United is still on, so I will be going there to watch some football and have a few beers before and after.

I think the missus was hoping for us to do something together, but I can't be giving her the wrong idea.

 

[john jako]

Marine's fixture against Ramsbottom United is still on, so I will be going there to watch some football and have a few beers before and after.

I think the missus was hoping for us to do something together, but I can't be giving her the wrong idea.

Stay strong mate. Don’t cave into her demands.

 

[PhilM]

Stay strong mate. Don’t cave into her demands.

I'll take the youngest with me, therefore I have an excuse that it's father and son family time etc. We're out tonight anyway, so she should be content with that!

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hmmmm this isn't a flour mill - it's an industrial engineering mill. Do try and keep up at the back.

Industrial?

We'll be going back pre-revolution soon.

Medieval shiz.

 

[chrismpw]

Industrial?

We'll be going back pre-revolution soon.

Medieval shiz.

And the man equipped with a lathe and a mill can rebuild civilisation (this time ... how he likes it).

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

And the man equipped with a lathe and a mill can rebuild civilisation (this time ... how he likes it).

Yes brother, a brave new world.

 

[orly]

With minimal tourists here, I'm planning all sorts of adventures!

Lol

 

[PhilM]

Nice to see @orly back.

 

[magicjuan]

Because the bellend next door kept me awake till gone 3am playing very cheap dance music, I will be choosing the loudest of garden machinery, blowers, jet wash etc, to 'slowly tidy up' the front beneath its bedroom window....

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Nice to see @orly back.

I thought that!

Welcome back @orly