?How much should I drink?

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I'm firmly on my way to getting pissed. FFS, my vacation started yesterday and I witnessed 13 goals shared between my 2 fave teams. Only 2 of them were on the right side though. Southern Comfort is my best friend atm, although I love the Metaxa option mentioned.
 
Try going for the best of both worlds. Sip on a few glasses of wine till your missus gets in. Have one ready for her as she walks in the door. Talk about your first date or another memory from your time together in a sentimental way. She'll then undress you or get sloshed with you. or both. Either way you'll feel better.

I like your style. Half a bottle gone and still 1 1/2 hours tell she gets in.
 
I'm firmly on my way to getting pissed. FFS, my vacation started yesterday and I witnessed 13 goals shared between my 2 fave teams. Only 2 of them were on the right side though. Southern Comfort is my best friend atm, although I love the Metaxa option mentioned.

Other team wouldn't be RKC would it? Dembele once and Maarten twice in a 6-0 victory. The belgians are ruling AZ in your homeland
 
Whats more important?? getting drunk because we lost or loving your wife??

Put it behind you, take her out to the local then back for a bit of ***.(y)
 
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