How many pieces of toast do you have

[cronullasharks]

I wanted to make a crap thread too

 

[PITA]

I wanted to make a crap thread too

@Kurt. likes this.

 

[Kurt.]

@Kurt. likes this.

It’s how we earn our bread

 

[summerisle]

I wanted to make a crap thread too

Well, as we're plumbing the depths, I bring you the awful magnificence of :

 

[Goodison87]

Well, as we're plumbing the depths, I bring you the awful magnificence of :

I feel like I’ve just watched Eastenders ..

 

[summerisle]

I feel like I’ve just watched Eastenders ..

That's having a piece of toast ruined for you.

 

[LEONARD]

2 slices.

Smothered with salted butter.

Frank Coopers marmalade.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

4 slices, or what's the point?

@COYBL25 having 3 is grim, the kind of horror that has the telly volume on an odd number

 

[COYBL25]

4 slices, or what's the point?

@COYBL25 having 3 is grim, the kind of horror that has the telly volume on an odd number

Twos not enough and four is too many

 

[chrismpw]

Love toast.

I limit myself to 1 piece now, if at all ... just to avoid the carbs, diabetes and belly.

Getting old socks.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Twos not enough and four is too many

Didn't Dave Cameron say something about Weetabix and being Prime Minister?

Bad Tory, you lad

 

[Rita_Poon]

Getting old socks.

Quite. But I reckon that's another (ahem) thread...

 

[goldfinchmule]

2 or 4 never have 1 or 3 would not enjoy my toast knowing i used excess leccy in the toaster makeing it.

 

[summerisle]

Depends if you get that extra thick bread. Has to be swimming in salted butter, with marmalade.

 

[COYBL25]

Depends if you get that extra thick bread. Has to be swimming in salted butter, with marmalade.

Two pieces only with
that stuff