How hardcore is your bird?

[brownie20]

My wife hates football. She loves rugby and used to watch me play. What she's hating at the moment though is our nearly 3 year old little girl singing 'Grand Old Team' at random moments and shouting 'Everton, Everton, Everton' whenever she does something good

 

[Zoe90]

Bird?

 

[toffee matt]

Bird?

Yes?

Change bird to boy for your answer !

 

[Jxg]

Bird?

Oh hey there

 

[Prevenger17]

I generally convince my GF to put a bet on a game I want to watch, and her interest in it suddenly goes from zero to ten. I've tried to infuse her with my love of Everton, but to no avail. She has, however, proven insightful at times:

GF: Who's that?

Me: Deufoleu

GF: Yeah, well Filoop-dee-loo needs to pass it and stop being so greedy, I'm snappin' here.


After Liverpool beat City:

GF(on Gerrard): Why the f*** is he crying?

Me: It's a big win for them in the context of the league.

GF: Yeah, but they haven't won it yet so it was just a game, wasn't it?
*Starts doing exagerrated crying impression, rubbing her fake tears with rolled up fists.

 

[Prevenger17]

Converted mine. She was a softcore red, now she's a hardcore blue.

She looks quite fine in the fabric too.

You're a poet and you weren't aware that you were.

 

[Leeboy]

Mines hates the game with a [Poor language removed] ing pasion

 

[SerenityNigh]

I'm yet to meet a girl that can understand the offside rule when i've tried to explain it.

Have you let someone else try and explain it?

 

[blue4eva77]

Have you let someone else try and explain it?

lol

I just don't bother now mate.