How boring are we to watch?

Axlswhk · May 9, 2015

It's so boring I stop watching them since January.

Watch them today and I very much regret my decision, maybe it's wise to stop watching as long as that clown is in charge

Tree13 · May 9, 2015

I only caught the second half today. It was very, very poor.

We fanny around at the back, racking up our passing stats - then we look up to play a ball forward but no-one is moving into any space, so we pass it around the back a bit more. Eventually Coleman gets frustrated and carries it forward himself, but no-one moves so he has no-one to play it to.

Repeat, ad infinitum.

Pat's Van · May 9, 2015

it's all your fault for having a boring name @colin hughes

Saint Domingo · May 9, 2015

I even thought last season was boring. Some brilliant wins but a lot of games won in the last half an hour after 60 mins of durge. Moyes' football was better end of. Arteta Pienaar Osman Baines pinging it about. Better than Barry and McCarthy out boring each other.

ftk43 · May 9, 2015

Axlswhk said:
It's so boring I stop watching them since January.

Watch them today and I very much regret my decision, maybe it's wise to stop watching as long as that clown is in charge

Maybe it's wise for you to stop following Everton altogether

LouReedwalkonthewildside · May 9, 2015

Anna said:
Remember when we put 7 past Sunderland? Great day that. I miss us snotting teams!!

Most of Moyes's tenure with us was boring as f uck!

sageyefc · May 9, 2015

Saint Domingo said:
I even thought last season was boring. Some brilliant wins but a lot of games won in the last half an hour after 60 mins of durge. Moyes' football was better end of. Arteta Pienaar Osman Baines pinging it about. Better than Barry and McCarthy out boring each other.

Maybe you should start watching stoke if you like that blood and thunder stuff

MikeH72 · May 9, 2015

It's the correct way to play mate, not the agricultural hoof ball we've been used to

MikeH72 · May 9, 2015

GrandOldTeam said:
It's not great at the moment Colin but when we get it right we're great to watch. Man Utd an example.

When we're at home against a team setup to stop us playing though, it's more than likely to be grim...

So if we played at home to the top 4 sides every week we'd probably win the league. But if we played at home against the bottom 6 every week we'd get relegated. Everton that

BigDuncis Blue · May 9, 2015

Khalekan said:
We can be very boring on occasions...but today wasn't one of them.

I thought it was a cracking little match and how the heck we didn't take sommat from ut is a mystery.

If the OP was so bored by that game that he felt moved to come on here and start a thread about it then I suspect football ain't his thang.

U joking, most of that game was totally slow and predictable which equalls boring. No hiding from that one Im afraid

Saint Domingo · May 9, 2015

sageyefc said:
Maybe you should start watching stoke if you like that blood and thunder stuff

Is 'blood and thunder' code for a team trying to win the game and looking they care? This current side is a joke. It's like watching a possession training exercise and just hoping we score at some point but it keeps getting undone by incompetent defending. No team in Europe plays like this. We are probably the only team who set out in games not to score and win but just to pass. Joke team, joke manager. Terrible football. Mind you whilst the holier than thou are whining on about agricultural football, Mourinho continues to win everything employing exactly that. Least we play good football now though, shame we don't win many.

4737carlin · May 9, 2015

chicoazul said:
It wasn't great day but it was miles better than the Walter Smith days.

We bothered attacking for a start.

You mean like when we beat Sunderland 5 0 under Smith? There was a few top moments under Smith, including our last win at Anfield, it wasnt %100 gloom and he didnt have a 28m striker!