Whistlin' Dixie
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Morning mate,
Hello kidney! How yer feeling today?
Morning mate,
I am good today mateHello kidney! How yer feeling today?
I am good today mate
Oh yes warmGood lad! Nice day, innit?
Oh yes warm

Don't forget our girl tonight 9 o'clock BBC 1Not sunny mate? It is here. Few cloudy spells but otherwise nice. Woulda been a day for the beach but there'll be nowt but arl wrinkly pensioners in New Brighton today.![]()
Don't forget our girl tonight 9 o'clock BBC 1
Okay mate no worries about that then.I'll have to pass on that I'm afraid mate. Got other business to attend to.
Okay mate no worries about that then.

Okay then mateMight catch it on the iplayer...But don't tell Mr Tv licence man![]()
I don't think so mate.It'll perk up later on kid![]()
Yo dog.Good lad! Nice day, innit?
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