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jal123 said:
Oi oi, what you wearing kid?

Nice Pierre Cardin shirt, pair of wranglers, base London slip ons?

Splash of David Beckham intimate, £100 in the back pocket and two durex ribbed for pleasure.

Finally brush your teeth, bit of dax wax in the Barnet and hit the dance floor.


LOCK.UP.YOUR.DAUGHTERS
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You wish you was coming with me,
 
carlos21 said:
You wish you was coming with me,
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Me and you together on the pull would be like Waddle and Hoddle back in the diamond lights days. You'd be cheeky Geordie mulley-man Chris Waddle, getting the ball on the spot but ultimately failing to score.
I'd be Glen, targeting the grooms disabled nana for her crimes in a previous life.

Sounds good to me.
 
jal123 said:
Me and you together on the pull would be like Waddle and Hoddle back in the diamond lights days. You'd be cheeky Geordie mulley-man Chris Waddle, getting the ball on the spot but ultimately failing to score.
I'd be Glen, targeting the grooms disabled nana for her crimes in a previous life.

Sounds good to me.
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Hahaha mate what you plans the week.
 
jal123 said:
Me and you together on the pull would be like Waddle and Hoddle back in the diamond lights days. You'd be cheeky Geordie mulley-man Chris Waddle, getting the ball on the spot but ultimately failing to score.
I'd be Glen, targeting the grooms disabled nana for her crimes in a previous life.

Sounds good to me.
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Speak to you tomorrow mate,
 
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