Hell

[LostLegend]

And you are somehow trapped at the front and the camera keeps zooming right in on your face.

Choking on the acrid fumes of peach vape pens and strongbow dark fruits, everybody is wearing skinny jeans, has tribal sleeve tattoos and uses words like "lush". Just as the concert begins to end and you think "I've made it", several members of the crowd restrain you... "Where are you going? The Killers are on next!"

 

[MikeH72]

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@JimmyJeffers POV: me in the Covid thread circa January 2022 being called a nan murderer

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Van Morrison singing Brown Eyed Girl on a never ending loop.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Van Morrison singing Brown Eyed Girl on a never ending loop.

Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

But Henman hill was a place of misery for those middle class English folk, that isn't hellish for me. Thats was quite enjoyable to watch that false hope ending in bitter Dissapointment year after year. You could be the Nelson Muntz on that hill.

And to see how much their strawberries and cream cost when i could make my own from Iceland for about £1. The joys.

Aye but Henman is 2 sets to 1 up for eternity and all of middle England thinks the little bland playmobil will finally ‘bring tennis home’

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Sounds like you did quite well with them mate to be fair - I'd happily put people like that through a jet engine.

Yeah, they want the reaction so I don't give it them.

Second, the master plan is to keep them on side until my other half gets promoted so she can fire them all

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da....

 

[LocalNative]

Strawberries & cream and pimms. The infamous Tory brunch that.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Being stuck in an eternal threesome with Katie Price and @ForeverBlue92. Its hard to avoid eye contact for eternity.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Assuming thats from Rocketman, that John Jacob song on repeat could be up there with Brown Eyed Girl.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Being stuck in an eternal threesome with Katie Price and @ForeverBlue92. Its hard to avoid eye contact for eternity.

 

[COYBL25]

@JimmyJeffers POV: me in the Covid thread circa January 2022 being called a nan murderer

I remember it well lol

 

[COYBL25]

Getting married, the original photographer cancelling and the Widnes Dali Lama stepping in at the last minute.

You’d know it was him, as he’d be dressed in white robe, trying to hide a Swastika tattoo, talking in London gang slang, then switching to Scottish and Texan.

 

[lancs blue]

Spending time with my wife's work colleagues. The two occasions I've been sucked into socialising they've proven to be public school educated smug tossers who like to ask questions designed to impose some form of superiority.

"How did you get here?"

"I caught the bus"

"The bus??? Why would you do that?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, just the thought of it..."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh nothing, nothing".

Yawn. Other classic is not understanding why I don't do skiing holidays like I have some kind of mental defect. "You don't go skiing??????"

So weird. It's not my first thought to say "why do you go skiing". I'd ask about it, what it's like etc.

Should raise dogging - they'd be up for that

 

[verreauxi]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

You mean like this...