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Player Valuation: £80m
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Uh Huh. That's right. Names McBain and I'm struthing in to do an International sized preview for your *free reading pleasure.
With the Glorious Asia Cup dream ending as doth our Cup Runs usually do, meekly, Everton retreat back to the Kingdom for a dead set revenge porn style punch up with our freckled kin, The Fashionably Frock Wearing Sweaties of Heart of Midlothian Football Club. The Oldest of Clubs from the Capital, and the sole remaining Scottish Premiership team from Edinburgh in the Scottish Premiership. They play in Maroon, or Marone depending on your flavour, which despite the Swishy Totti is an awful colour to show off into to be fair. Not quite red, not even purple, it swishes around pretending it's had life dead tough when really it's only a couple of shades from shoite.
Prince Rupert Memorial, Goodison Park
Scanning The Jambo's Wiki page very quickly I'm absorbing the fact they have suffered through the Villainous reign of Vladimir Romanov, which as things tend to do started quite positively when your headed by a Lunatic. After ups and downs which you can just google if your keen, here we find the Hearts of 2015 with players who are being paid and fans who och eye saved the Club. The people who support Hearts seem like decent folk, so I'm not going to lay any kind of literary boot in, as a predecessor might seen fit to, but I won't. People are people too, you know.
Queensland fire off the first Shot in origin after Daly Cherry Evans gets a four pointer.
Fresh off a One Nil loss to North End, Hearts look to kick start their campaign against with a Home Ground battle with our beloved Blues. By all accounts, scouts were at Deepdale to watch the young Maroons players like young Sean McKirdy (17) who was given a guernsey in the middle of the park. Sam Nicholson, Miguel Pallardo, Blazej Augustyn, Morgaro Gomis and Prince Buaben all returned to the Hearts line up for this match, and who we may see running out for our friendly. With the Lions share of possession, the newly promoted Lilywhites pressed Hearts with ease and should have added to their goal.
Manager Robbie Neilsen on the phone to Roberto Martinez.
Manager Robbie Neilsen had this to say.
“Sam is fine but he’s played a lot of games and he was involved at Oban. He’s a very fit boy,” said Neilson “The games against Stirling Albion and Cowdenbeath during the week were because we’d taken a player from Stirling and a physio from Cowdenbeath [in the last year], so the friendlies were part of the deals. The boys have done okay in the friendlies so far. It’s been difficult for them in the sense that we’ve been mixing and matching teams. We’ve been playing a lot of young kids and it’s important the older players try to help the young ones. I think they’ve done that. They all have time for the young boys and they encourage them. We’ll be taking all our first-team players down to Preston and hopefully get them some game time.”
Hearts from (4-2-3-1) Alexander; Paterson, McGhee, Augustyn, McHattie, McKirdy, L Smith, Pallardo, Anderson, King, Walker, El Hassnaoui, Nicholson; Sow, Reilly, Hamilton, Ozturk, Buaben, Oliver, Gomis.
On Paper Hearts sound like Champions league quarter finalists.
And so to the Visitors. Confidence has never been a Buzz Word during Everton's pre season campaigns and the needle is very much pacing the same groove in 15/16. Steady build up play with a lettuce like cutting edge has been the stick beating us since Martinez seized the Throne in a Bloodless Coup on the night of the Long Ball. But, any thoughts of stepping off the Moyes – o – coaster was well and truly put to bed with last seasons brief spell flirting with Relegation spots. But hark. Light in the form of new signings replacing any faded old bulbs on show has rekindled whatever hope we still hold of eventually winning something shiny. We have seen it before, cry you, albeit on deadline day and we still hold hope for one or two more, to balance thy books slash playing style.
Everton's new signing. Popcorn flavoured Ice Cream part of the contract.
Mutterings of our finest toggerers being lured into pastures Bling by bad men waving sparkly wads of ever larger sums of gold is to ponder the inevitable, year in year out. And yet ponder we do and will until the referee stops the fight. Until the next 'window'. I won't go on with the where -to's and the why-for's, we have an excellent selection of threads and fine minds to dissect the very subject, but why do they waste their time low balling? Yawn. Triple it and then we might have a look so pipe down Jose you perma tanned Translation of a stain on Sir Bobby's Skiddies.
Sheedy switches to a 442 despite the directive from Martinez.
Who do we start in this game? Does it actually really matter when we can sub the whole team? I'll let you figure that out. Here's what Roberto had to say about the massively disappointing Cup Final.
Kone Celebrates a hat trick for Everton
"We wanted to stretch the squad and try different things and we got a lot of answers. The game was probably as good as you can get in pre-season in terms of a test, we can learn a lot from it and get ready for next week and more work. We really enjoyed the hospitality of the Singapore people and the whole experience has been a successful one which we'll benefit from as we look to start the campaign. We all know how special Ross is, When you look at English players, we have something quite unique. The goal today defines him. To beat a world-class 'keeper from distance with his weaker foot tells you the quality he has."
Just get into them like Cosby on date night, Blues.
*depending on your internet plan valid over 24 months non negotiable because you didn't read this tiny writing did you suckers
Over here mate.
Uh Huh. That's right. Names McBain and I'm struthing in to do an International sized preview for your *free reading pleasure.
With the Glorious Asia Cup dream ending as doth our Cup Runs usually do, meekly, Everton retreat back to the Kingdom for a dead set revenge porn style punch up with our freckled kin, The Fashionably Frock Wearing Sweaties of Heart of Midlothian Football Club. The Oldest of Clubs from the Capital, and the sole remaining Scottish Premiership team from Edinburgh in the Scottish Premiership. They play in Maroon, or Marone depending on your flavour, which despite the Swishy Totti is an awful colour to show off into to be fair. Not quite red, not even purple, it swishes around pretending it's had life dead tough when really it's only a couple of shades from shoite.
Prince Rupert Memorial, Goodison Park
Scanning The Jambo's Wiki page very quickly I'm absorbing the fact they have suffered through the Villainous reign of Vladimir Romanov, which as things tend to do started quite positively when your headed by a Lunatic. After ups and downs which you can just google if your keen, here we find the Hearts of 2015 with players who are being paid and fans who och eye saved the Club. The people who support Hearts seem like decent folk, so I'm not going to lay any kind of literary boot in, as a predecessor might seen fit to, but I won't. People are people too, you know.
Queensland fire off the first Shot in origin after Daly Cherry Evans gets a four pointer.
Fresh off a One Nil loss to North End, Hearts look to kick start their campaign against with a Home Ground battle with our beloved Blues. By all accounts, scouts were at Deepdale to watch the young Maroons players like young Sean McKirdy (17) who was given a guernsey in the middle of the park. Sam Nicholson, Miguel Pallardo, Blazej Augustyn, Morgaro Gomis and Prince Buaben all returned to the Hearts line up for this match, and who we may see running out for our friendly. With the Lions share of possession, the newly promoted Lilywhites pressed Hearts with ease and should have added to their goal.
Manager Robbie Neilsen on the phone to Roberto Martinez.
Manager Robbie Neilsen had this to say.
“Sam is fine but he’s played a lot of games and he was involved at Oban. He’s a very fit boy,” said Neilson “The games against Stirling Albion and Cowdenbeath during the week were because we’d taken a player from Stirling and a physio from Cowdenbeath [in the last year], so the friendlies were part of the deals. The boys have done okay in the friendlies so far. It’s been difficult for them in the sense that we’ve been mixing and matching teams. We’ve been playing a lot of young kids and it’s important the older players try to help the young ones. I think they’ve done that. They all have time for the young boys and they encourage them. We’ll be taking all our first-team players down to Preston and hopefully get them some game time.”
Hearts from (4-2-3-1) Alexander; Paterson, McGhee, Augustyn, McHattie, McKirdy, L Smith, Pallardo, Anderson, King, Walker, El Hassnaoui, Nicholson; Sow, Reilly, Hamilton, Ozturk, Buaben, Oliver, Gomis.
On Paper Hearts sound like Champions league quarter finalists.
And so to the Visitors. Confidence has never been a Buzz Word during Everton's pre season campaigns and the needle is very much pacing the same groove in 15/16. Steady build up play with a lettuce like cutting edge has been the stick beating us since Martinez seized the Throne in a Bloodless Coup on the night of the Long Ball. But, any thoughts of stepping off the Moyes – o – coaster was well and truly put to bed with last seasons brief spell flirting with Relegation spots. But hark. Light in the form of new signings replacing any faded old bulbs on show has rekindled whatever hope we still hold of eventually winning something shiny. We have seen it before, cry you, albeit on deadline day and we still hold hope for one or two more, to balance thy books slash playing style.
Everton's new signing. Popcorn flavoured Ice Cream part of the contract.
Mutterings of our finest toggerers being lured into pastures Bling by bad men waving sparkly wads of ever larger sums of gold is to ponder the inevitable, year in year out. And yet ponder we do and will until the referee stops the fight. Until the next 'window'. I won't go on with the where -to's and the why-for's, we have an excellent selection of threads and fine minds to dissect the very subject, but why do they waste their time low balling? Yawn. Triple it and then we might have a look so pipe down Jose you perma tanned Translation of a stain on Sir Bobby's Skiddies.
Sheedy switches to a 442 despite the directive from Martinez.
Who do we start in this game? Does it actually really matter when we can sub the whole team? I'll let you figure that out. Here's what Roberto had to say about the massively disappointing Cup Final.
Kone Celebrates a hat trick for Everton
"We wanted to stretch the squad and try different things and we got a lot of answers. The game was probably as good as you can get in pre-season in terms of a test, we can learn a lot from it and get ready for next week and more work. We really enjoyed the hospitality of the Singapore people and the whole experience has been a successful one which we'll benefit from as we look to start the campaign. We all know how special Ross is, When you look at English players, we have something quite unique. The goal today defines him. To beat a world-class 'keeper from distance with his weaker foot tells you the quality he has."
Just get into them like Cosby on date night, Blues.
*depending on your internet plan valid over 24 months non negotiable because you didn't read this tiny writing did you suckers
