2025/26 Harrison Armstrong

davek · 2025-12-26T15:01:50+0000

Toffeelover said:
With Moyes record on young players can one see him being recalled before season end ?

No. Not a chance.

COYBL25 · 2025-12-26T15:11:53+0000

Swartzy said:
I am not sure on what you mean, I haven't questioned your love of Everton or Work you put in.

I can't answer either of those, so why would I question it ?

I appoligised joey, I can't do more than that.

He`s bought every single photo of Alan Ball in his stringees in the world and purchased an industrial sized screen printer to churn out thousands of copies, all so he can have world domination in the old footy players thread.

He`s also made plans to cryogenically freeze himself, so he can be brought back to life when Harrison Armstrong retires and start a production line of old photos of Harrison Arnstrong.

When he pops his clogs, he`s leaving his son the Josephsixtysixty account on GOT in his will, with strict instructions to keep it active for him until he`s unfrozen and brought back to life.

Joey66 · 2025-12-26T15:18:40+0000

COYBL25 said:
He`s bought every single photo of Alan Ball in his stringees in the world and purchased an industrial sized screen printer to churn out thousands of copies, all so he can have world domination in the old footy players thread.

He`s also made plans to cryogenically freeze himself, so he can be brought back to life when Harrison Armstrong retires and start a production line of old photos of Harrison Arnstrong.

When he pops his clogs, he`s leaving his son the Josephsixtysixty account on GOT in his will, with strict instructions to keep it active for him until he`s unfrozen and brought back to life.

Traitor....

Joey66 · 2025-12-26T15:21:17+0000

Watching HA here in the defensive midfield role for Preston- started the move from deep in which Preston should taken the lead....

COYBL25 · 2025-12-26T15:21:33+0000

Swartzy said:
Harrison Armstrong - an 18yr old prospect of the famed Everton Academy.

Currently on loan at Preston North End. Has just filed a Police report and asked for a restraining order to be put in place over a mysterious Jersey farmer, named @Joey66

Armstrong has now released a statement..
I am just a young lad, trying to find my way in the game, and the best route in fulfilling my potential with my boyhood club (Everton)

For the last 4 months, I have been followed back and forth to the training ground by and old farmer in a tractor

I also have had to resort in keeping my curtains closed from peeping eyes

My football dream is to be Coached by "David Moyes" and hopefully go on to become an Everton legend..

One man, a certain Joseph66, is the only thing getting in my way..

COYB

"Bloody Farmers"

Joey66 · 2025-12-26T15:25:22+0000

Two big physical sides according to the commentators....

Bluebirdie · 2025-12-26T15:37:31+0000

Must be really unlucky but this is the 3rd time I've seen him for PNE and nothing to indicate he would excel at a higher level ...

Swartzy · 2025-12-26T15:40:04+0000

Joey66 said:
Watching HA here in the defensive midfield role for Preston- started the move from deep in which Preston should taken the lead....

Think you must be watching your tv from Left to Right cos he's play the most forward of the middle on the right side..

Clarky cat · 2025-12-26T15:45:27+0000

COYBL25 said:
Which turned out to be a blessing in disguise for us, as he’s still constantly injured at Sheff Utd and has hardly played since he went there.

What’s he wearing though mate?

Joey66 · 2025-12-26T15:45:31+0000

Swartzy said:
Think you must be watching your tv from Left to Right cos he's play the most forward of the middle on the right side..

Hell of a lot of hoof ball - he is now venturing towards should have gained a pen!
A box to box midfielder we are not lacking in them are we ?...

Swartzy · 2025-12-26T15:47:05+0000

COYBL25 said:

Clarky cat · 2025-12-26T15:57:26+0000

Do you think Armstrong gets minutes for Everton if we recalled him @Joey66?

Joey66 · 2025-12-26T16:03:12+0000

Clarky cat said:
Do you think Armstrong gets minutes for Everton if we recalled him @Joey66?

Yes plus he has more kegs than Gana - he would be good to use from the bench etc he has stamina & a bit of class about him to build into our squad atm ...

Swartzy · 2025-12-26T16:17:11+0000

Joey66 said:
Yes plus he has more kegs than Gana - he would be good to use from the bench etc he has stamina & a bit of class about him to build into our squad atm ...

Sorry Joseph I forgot to say, Preston are the team in blue..

blue to the bone · 2025-12-26T16:20:25+0000

Joey66 said:
Yes plus he has more kegs than Gana - he would be good to use from the bench etc he has stamina & a bit of class about him to build into our squad atm ...