BernieWright13
Player Valuation: £15m
If you know your history
The day we sold our soul, made are selves an utter embarrassment and ripped the motto of our badge to peices.
I'm made up we're getting someone I don't like because everyone I like always turns out turd.
1 Trophy in 30 years
No win at Anfield this Century
Never competed in the main competition of the CL era
Spent a huge amount of money, puffed out our chests and claimed the league needed to watch out as Everton were BACK, yet are in a relegation battle
Out of 2 Cup competitions already
Became the online source of football amusement last week for being out of a group that had Atalanta and Limassol in it as we got smashed 1-8 over 2 games by the 12th placed Italian side in a crowd of about 12,000 home fans.
We're already an embarrassment. Not because of Sam Allardyce.
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