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Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
70 million combined for him and Davy Klaassen. Let that sink in. That’s around 1,150 Seamus Coleman’s.
Astonishing how bad he has been this season.
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Amazing to think he plays there for Iceland. They must have the slowest international midfield ever.
Is it any wonder their primary tactic is to try and win long throw ins high up the pitch?
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Has the same problem as Ozil at Arsenal and countless players in the last 25 years of the English game, he's just not quick enough anymore for a league that keeps accelerating.
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £40m
Glacier like...
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Honestly trying to think of a way to use him as no one would want him on the money he is on and get a decent fee.
I laughingly thought that he might be a player to come on when we are a couple of goals up, and the other team is a bit stretched trying to get back into it and then he could pick out the holes tin the other team as they went for it. And then I realised how the being a couple of goals up being a not insignificant hurdle for us these past few decades.
Lot of problems at the moment. Lots of problems.
I laughingly thought that he might be a player to come on when we are a couple of goals up, and the other team is a bit stretched trying to get back into it and then he could pick out the holes tin the other team as they went for it. And then I realised how the being a couple of goals up being a not insignificant hurdle for us these past few decades.
Lot of problems at the moment. Lots of problems.
Jim Hopper
Player Valuation: £40m
If by some miracle we come good again this season and miraculously stay up I seriously hope this lad along with Keane and Schneiderbin are sold in the summer. I wouldn’t be arsed in the slightest if we didn’t receive a penny for them either.
Leicester would be balls deep in League 1 now if we'd let them sign him in 2017.
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
I'm not sure he was to be fair his presence would not have been missed anyway
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
he turns in slow motion, him and keane in the same team is cruel
It really is isn't it, game after game after game of doing absolutely nothing.
We literally have carried about 3/4 players game in game out this season and that's just going to catch up with you more often than not.
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