Guaranteed Derby cliches

[Chang Elephant]

"9 minutes injury time wasn't expected, it will be difficult for Everton to hold onto this one goal lead after playing most of the second half with 10 men"

 

[Fensta]

"it's gonna be hard for Everton to come back from 3-0 down"

 

[Deleted member 28206]

" Everton will be happy with a point here".

 

[toffee matt]

''man of the match: Steven Gerrard''

 

[dholliday]

''man of the match: Steven Gerrard''

at least one:

"GEEERRRAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!"


and at half-time at least one pundit will call him "Stevie-G".


But we're not alone in thinking these things...the Guardian minute-by-minute also picks up on it:

Jamie Redknapp has just said that Steven Gerrard is "Roy of the Rovers". Yes. He. Did. And Butch calls him "Stevie-G". Such objectivity. Half his passes today have been overhit. He's a very good player but Jesus wept.

 

[Baines' left foot]

at least one:

"GEEERRRAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!"


and at half-time at least one pundit will call him "Stevie-G".


But we're not alone in thinking these things...the Guardian minute-by-minute also picks up on it:

Haha. I like the Guardian coverage.

 

[Eggs]

...its just like the Echo who use 'Stevie', Carra' terminology and 'Fellaini', Jagielka' etc for us.

 

[royalblue66]

...its just like the Echo who use 'Stevie', Carra' terminology and 'Fellaini', Jagielka' etc for us.

Another good reason why I don't buy it