Guaranteed Derby cliches

[Cena]

"PENALTY TO LIVERPOOL"

 

[noharmdone]

The replay showed it was offside... Gerrard Dosent care though...

 

[stvstheworld]

Gerrard sliding on his knees like a tit.

 

[noharmdone]

Gerrard sliding on his knees like a tit.

Celebrating the non goal was ace though !

 

[Billy Dean]

Moyes before the game announcing in the press that it's a miracle we're allowed to play on the same pitch as them, let alone think about beating them

 

[toffee matt]

''Gerrad having a quiet word with the ref about something''
2 mins later

'' and it is a red card for mirallas,can't quite work out what his done though gary''

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

A glib rallying call from the incumbent Everton captain before the match (Jags has clearly had Neville lessons)

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

A mind bendingly irritating Moyes substitution around the 70th minute mark

 

[BadWool76]

I have to avoid anything Everton related after we take our yearly shafting at the temple of doom for at least a week, also avoid pictures of David Moyes at all costs for as long as I can. I cannot stomach looking at him

 

[Carlito]

'And Pienaar has dived in recklessly, leaving Jamie Carragher with no option other than to issue a second yellow.'

 

[GwladysBlue]

"And here is Naismith on for Kevin Mirallas. Can he get Everton back level?"

 

[Azzurri]

'GEEEERRRRRAAAARDDDD' whenever he's within 50 yards of our goal.

 

[BoysInBlue]

"And Mirallas appears to be limping after that heavy challenge from Carragher....."

 

[stvstheworld]

Celebrating the non goal was ace though !

It was absolutely hilarious. Especially the moment where he realised he'd run about 70 yards for no reason.

 

[evertony]

Wonderful rendition of " klypp flurigserk, jykpulik stigg Gerrard fygolpik" from the Kop....like a European tie on a January night.

1 minutes silence for something obscure....maybe a Liverpool fan damaging an egg in Asda, or Brendan snapping a shoe-lace in the preceding week.

Glen Johnson, the worlds best right and left back, being complete dogs hit but getting MOM from the impartial Sky entourage of Rdknapp, Souness, Carragher's dad and Jan Molby.

Howard Webb tipping a Mirallas scorcher over the bar in injury time.

Little Stevie Naismith smashing a winner in from 1 yard.