GOD SAVE THE KING
I hope so, maybe she’ll stop asking me “how big are your feet? Lanky you”Is she reading these over your shoulder?
This is where what my then-fourteen-year-old had to say about what Southgate likes during the Euros comes in.He's Gareth's love child.
Imagine singing about that jug eared crank
They did batter us last JanuaryCanada would batter both of these on this showing
To be fair the only team I really care about is Everton, when it comes to England I’m not too botheredAny game I actually care about is watched in the privacy of my own home. Cheaper drinks and don’t have to deal with the idiots which helps as my teams almost always lose.
"you know what they say love, big feet... big socks!"I hope so, maybe she’ll stop asking me “how big are your feet? Lanky you”
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