Groucho's Fact Hunt

You never know chaps, a Mark Thomas moment may happen again.

To ignore football for the night now, let's have facts;

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the first Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.

The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body.

There are more atoms in a single glass of water, than glasses of water in all the oceans of the Earth.


 
Saw someone use it again the other day, so here:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition", while we all know it's used for LOLS, is a fantastically wrong statement.

In fact, everyone expected them - the Spanish Inquisition gave a 30 day notice before arriving!
 
Saw someone use it again the other day, so here:
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition", while we all know it's used for LOLS, is a fantastically wrong statement.

In fact, everyone expected them - the Spanish Inquisition gave a 30 day notice before arriving!

Stop ruining British comedy with your foreign logic, you Bulgarian brute.
 

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