Greetings from amsterdam!!

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had a chilled day in the coffee shops cos we're skint now. One of the lads had forty euro left and kept saying he was steaming. Told him the ones with a blue light are the cheap ones. We're not speaking now.

Overheard a boss convo with a cockney punter and a brass. The fella was a big ****er with a baldy head and aba mid-30's

Brass: Hey baby come in?

Fella: Me cock's too big for ya

Brass: No baby, I'll take it all no problem

Fella: It'll hurt ya

Brass: Let's see it then

Fella: Me mum said I'm not allowed to show it to strangers.

Hahahaha
 
So many potentials for posts of the year here, i nominate the entire depraved thread.
 
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