Grand Opening

[st.domingo]

Alisher Usmanov

If we’re going for the real source of the cash, then yes. As we all know, Farhad is just his gopher.

 

[davek]

McCartney singing the Banks of the Royal Blue Mersey on the centre spot.

What a moment that'd be. That lot would be burning their Beatles records with the Klan.

 

[DavidH]

Two of the greatest living Evertonians: Mr. Testicles and Amanda Holden

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No picture of Mr Testicles no? What sort of arrangement is this?

 

[DavidH]

It's gonna be Joe Anderson.

 

[perth_blue]

The FFP commission.

 

[wainy]

Thoughts on who should “cut the ribbon” when the new ground finally opens?

I’ll go for Neville Southall…

Bill & Jenny, Terry Leahy & Rocky.

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Thoughts on who should “cut the ribbon” when the new ground finally opens?

I’ll go for Neville Southall…

Sylvester Stallone, Bellew and the Michael B Jordan. Ring girl: Amanda Holden.

New stadium name: First Blood Part II

Remove the siren and replace it with:

 

[Abertonian]

All the kopites in the media cutting it together with a huge blue pair of scissors. I'm thinking sourness, spitty, Lawro, Murphy, redknapp, Thompson, might as well lump in Martin Tyler too, maybe a couple or refs.

Someone's got to be bitter on the day.

 

[Pejic300]

Heath?

 

[Stevie Nicks Bootleg]

Windmill Man

 

[Kurt.]

Prince Andrew

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Amanda Holden and Les Dennis

 

[TyphooToffee]

Jodie Comer but in her role as Eve. She can stroll out on to the pitch, cut the ribbon and then announce she is the sole member of the Board, as the rest are all very recently deceased.

I know, I'm a pedant, but Eve was played by Sandra Oh. Jodie played Villanelle.

 

[Bluelenny1984]

The club should find our oldest STH and ask him or her. Sorry Bill ,not you.

Perfect, absolutely perfect.

It's for that very reason you can absolutely guarantee that the idea won't even come up during the brainstorm when it's being discussed by the club.

 

[Billy Liar]

Bill Kenwright and Carlin!