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[ToffeeMark]

Could we have a section with all the best bits. I mean Azul's pursuit of Gooney to bring about reconciliation was magical. It would be good if the threads could be collated and kept somewhere.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Making me buzz this. I was on a special holiday when this thread was out. lol to death

 

[Sharpys top lip]

11,994 strangers online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey back

Stranger: back?!

You: yes, like hello back to you, dumb ****.

Stranger: ;>

Stranger: just say so

Stranger: i can't read minds

Stranger: nor emotions

You: why not, your a bad mong lid...

Stranger: mongrel?

You: no thats ye mar!!

Stranger: oO

Stranger: tu veux insulter moi?

You: oh no..not french.....surrender monkeys

You: iv just put my finger through the bog roll.....wanna smell.

Stranger: give it to me

You: hard or fast?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

11,914 strangers online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi f 18

You: ye alright. more like M/42/ fat an ungly.?

Stranger: u r

Stranger: ?

You: wana ****

Stranger: ur supposivly 42 im ****ing 18

You: no im 19/m......just dont believe you. Do you take it in the ****ter?

Stranger: hell no u creep

You: oh, sorry. will you give me a wank with your mouth

You: Please!!!

Stranger: what?

You: dont play hard to get

Stranger: huumm

You: have you ever been tea-baged?

Stranger: nooo i think

You: would you like to.

Stranger: no

You: do you play with yourself often?

Stranger: hell no

You: why not?

Stranger: cuz im not ****ing weird

You: whats wrong with masterbation. its good for the soul

Stranger: not mine

You: what about your poor bean, it needs it.

Stranger: what is wrong in ur ****ing head freak

 

[chicoazul]

Exhibit B of why Sharpy should never be allowed on Omegle.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Exhibit B of why Sharpy should never be allowed on Omegle.

Oh come on...i missed out on this.

 

[RFUS]

11,914 strangers online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi f 18

You: ye alright. more like M/42/ fat an ungly.?

Stranger: u r

Stranger: ?

You: wana ****

Stranger: ur supposivly 42 im ****ing 18

You: no im 19/m......just dont believe you. Do you take it in the ****ter?

Stranger: hell no u creep

You: oh, sorry. will you give me a wank with your mouth

You: Please!!!

Stranger: what?

You: dont play hard to get

Stranger: huumm

You: have you ever been tea-baged?

Stranger: nooo i think

You: would you like to.

Stranger: no

You: do you play with yourself often?

Stranger: hell no

You: why not?

Stranger: cuz im not ****ing weird

You: whats wrong with masterbation. its good for the soul

Stranger: not mine

You: what about your poor bean, it needs it.

Stranger: what is wrong in ur ****ing head freak

Crying here, Sharps. You're properly sick though.

 

[chicoazul]

Oh come on...i missed out on this.

On the contrary I'm enjoyed it. I don't think omegle is ready for "your style" like.

 

[TX Bill]

That thread Cal started is still funny.

Love reading the old chat logs that he posted.

 

[Sid James]

Why are there two threads for this ffs ... anyway .... earlier .....



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do u have a fireplace
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no?
You: shame
You: they're ace
Stranger: cool
Stranger: grand question
Stranger: asl?
You: why dont you have fire place
You: what do you have instead
Stranger: I have a lolipop
You: a lilipop ffs
Stranger: wanna lick on it?
You: no, i dont knon what flavour it is, im not mental
Stranger: It's cock favoured
Stranger: surprise
You: chicken
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: I cant eat chicken
Stranger: it is P-E-N-I-S flavoured
You: That cant be a big seller, most people would go for raspberry
You: you've been conned lid
Stranger: I love you
You: did you know it was penis flavoured when you bought it
You: do you?
You: thats nice
Stranger: I will hold you tight
You: bless you
Stranger: and grab your ass firmly
Stranger: I didn't sneeze
You: didnt you
Stranger: nope
You: anyway why havent you got a fireplace
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: stop it
Stranger: ur wasting my tine
Stranger: time
You: meeee
You: Your wasting my time, im having a fireplace emergency and all you do is bang on about lilipops
Stranger: say something sexy or I'll d/c
You: flange
Stranger: not sexy
Stranger: cya
You: foof
Stranger: I came
You: 2nd?
You: 3rd?
You: free with a packet of crisps?
You: what ffs
Stranger: I can't troll battle u, I would but not now

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahahaha, Sharpy, you are amazing at this!
Pretty sick, but funny as hell!

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

"It's good for the soul."


Sharpy you legend!!!

 

[RFUS]

what about your poor bean, it needs it.

That's easily in the top 3 things I've ever read on here.

Sharpy is seriously sick in the head, though.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Mods merge this with the omegl thread...hahha

 

[McBain]

More gold FFS

 

[icburns]

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/26563-how-to-entertain-a-19yr-old-girl?highlight=entertain
Some top stuff in here.