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I went into Gemini and asked about me

In the context of the GrandOldTeam (GOT) forum—the largest Everton FC supporter community—Moomin is the username of a very well-known, prolific, and often polarizing member.
If you frequent the forum, you likely recognize the name for a few specific reasons:
1. Prolific Thread Starter
Moomin is famous (or infamous) for starting a high volume of threads, particularly regarding:
Transfer Rumors: He is often the first to post threads about obscure transfer links, new player rumors, or breaking news, often leading to pages of debate.
Match Reactions & Polls: He frequently creates post-match discussion threads or polls asking pointed questions (e.g., "Should [Manager] be sacked?" or criticizing pre-season performances).
2. "WUM" (Wind-Up Merchant) Reputation
He has a reputation among many users as a "Wind-Up Merchant." His posts are often viewed as deliberately provocative, pessimistic, or hyperbolic to generate bite and engagement.
Example style: He might post a thread after a single bad pre-season game asking if it's the "worst in history," or calling for a manager's head very early in their tenure.
Community Reaction: You will often see other users replying with meta-commentary like "Don't feed the Moomin" or joking about his "doom-mongering" takes.
3. "Moomin Threads"
On GOT, a "Moomin thread" has almost become a genre of its own. It usually involves a sensationalist title or a very negative take on a current event at the club, which inevitably spirals into a massive argument between other users while Moomin sits back.
Summary: He is essentially a "forum character"—a user who generates a massive amount of traffic and discussion, even if much of the community claims to be annoyed by his pessimism or rumor-mongering.
 
"O wad some Power the giftie gie us / To see oursels as ithers see us!"

Notwithstanding the above
I'm not going near it.

Edit; I mean what if it's right
 
Google gets a bit confused and talks about Denmark's finest when I do it.

Claus Thomsen is a recurring topic on the GrandOldTeam (G.O.T.) Everton FC fan forum, primarily remembered as a somewhat mediocre former Everton player from the 1990s, often cited in "worst player" discussions for his limited skills, poor passing, and being overpaid.

To be fair it kind of works for both of us.
 
Having been dismissive of the accuracy and integrity of AI in the past, I am surprised to find just how well it portrays the continued gravitas of my posting on here.



NeilMorepies is a prominent and frequent contributor to GrandOldTeam, a major online forum for Everton FC supporters. As of early 2026, he is known for his detailed participation in discussions regarding Everton's financial stability, transfer strategies, and squad management.

Key Discussion Themes (2025–2026)
  • Squad & Recruitment: He has been vocal about Everton’s reliance on free transfers and loans, noting that significant business often happens late in transfer windows. He recently participated in debates regarding Vitalii Mykolenko and the integration of younger players like Aznou.
  • Financial Outlook: NeilMorepies frequently analyzes the club's "wage to turnover" ratios and past financial hurdles, such as the slump in income during the COVID-19 pandemic.
  • Match & Performance Analysis: He provides regular commentary on matchday lineups and managerial performance, including discussions on the team's "lean" squad depth during the 2025/26 pre-season.
  • Player Valuations: He is active in transfer threads, offering opinions on the potential departures or retentions of key players like Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Jarrad Branthwaite.

Forum Presence
He is a long-standing member of the community, often engaging in "Everton Related" threads that cover everything from specific player performances to broader club governance under various managers. His posts are characterized by a focus on the practicalities of club ownership and the long-term evolution of the team.
 
You’re all going to become addicted to this nonsense aren’t you.
On the GrandOldTeam (GOT) Everton fan forum, Charro is a prominent and long-standing member of the community.

Profile and Contributions
  • Role and Status: Charro is a recognized member who joined the forum in May 2018. They are frequently listed among the active or online moderators/members within the Everton forum discussions.
  • Community Achievements: As of late 2024, they earned the "1995 FA Charity Shield" trophy on the site for surpassing 100 messages posted.
  • Discussion Topics: Charro actively participates in match-day discussions and stadium logistics. For example, they have advocated for switching the ends teams kick toward at Goodison Park to better utilize the atmosphere of the Park End and the "massive stand" against away fans.

Context of the Name
While "Charro" on the forum refers to this specific user, the term itself has distinct cultural meanings:
  • Cultural Definition: A "Charro" is a traditional Mexican horseman or cowboy, known for skilled horsemanship and specific festive attire (traje de charro).
  • As a Name: It is also used as a Spanish nickname for cowboys, particularly in Argentina.
 
Who is "larbert toffee"?
A dedicated fan of Everton FC.
From Scotland, specifically linked to the Falkirk area (Larbert).
Engages actively in forum discussions, offering insights and opinions on various aspects of the club.


Fan Experience: Sharing personal stories and showing solidarity with other fans, even those of rival clubs, highlighting shared football passion.
In essence, "larbert toffee" is a typical, passionate fan contributing to the vibrant community discussions on GrandOldTeam.
* From Scotland 🤣 AI ain't all that 😀
 
Going nowhere near that!

I've used ai for help with tech computer issues. So often ive followed its advice letter by letter. When it told the ai it hadnt worked, it unapologetically says, because that was wrong and it would never work. Then tells me stuff that also won't work. Its as unaccountable for bad decisions as Boris J.
Asked for a profile of you and got...

Based on the information available from GrandOldTeam.com, here is a profile of the user chrismpw:
* Join Date: June 6, 2011.
* Location: North Wiltshire.
* Forum Stats: As of late 2015/early 2016 data, the account had accumulated approximately 18,851 messages, a reaction score of 44,186, and 21 points.
* Forum Status/Tag: The profile features a "Player Valuation" tag, which has been listed as £70m in various posts (e.g., 2021–2025) and more recently as £80m (November 2025). One post also humorously listed it as "70m Zimbabwean Dollar."
* Forum Activity: * Longevity: A long-term member and regular contributor for over a decade.
* Topics: Active in discussions regarding Everton FC news, transfers, match reactions, and club ownership (such as The Friedkin Group and 777 Partners).
* Stance on Club Affairs: In June 2023, the user expressed being "profoundly embarrassed" by the current state of the club compared to a decade prior.
* Opinions on Social Issues: The user has expressed critical views on certain gestures in football, describing "taking the knee" and associated ceremonies as "pointless gestures" and "virtue signalling." Another user on the forum once referenced a disagreement with chrismpw regarding his complaints about the representation of women and ethnic minorities in certain contexts.
 
Hahaha.

Based on the information available from GrandOldTeam.com, here is a profile of the user Daveysgingerlovechild:
* Join Date: September 29, 2013.
* Forum Stats: As of early 2026, the account has accumulated over 30,600 messages and a reaction score of approximately 66,500.
* Forum Status/Tag: The profile carries the "Forum Supporter" status and a "Player Valuation" tag, which is currently listed as £80m.
* Forum Activity and Perspectives:
* Longevity: A prolific and long-term contributor who has been active on the site for over 12 years.
* Topics: Regularly participates in match threads, manager discussions, and the forum's "Prediction League."
* Managerial Opinions: The user is known for vocal opinions on club management. They have been critical of the "pragmatic" football styles of managers like David Moyes, describing certain periods as "dross fest" or "pie, mash and gravy football." However, they have also acknowledged Moyes as a "ruthless and efficient" option during difficult league positions compared to other managerial candidates.
* General Tone: Their posts often feature a mix of realism and dry humor regarding Everton’s performance. They have occasionally been referred to by the variation "Davideeyore," likely a nod to a more pessimistic or "realist" outlook on the club's fortunes.
* Observations: The user has commented on modern football trends, such as expressing a preference for authentic atmospheres over "fake crowd noises" during matches.


Tl/dr: bell end.
 
Asked for a profile of you and got...

Based on the information available from GrandOldTeam.com, here is a profile of the user chrismpw:
* Join Date: June 6, 2011.
* Location: North Wiltshire.
* Forum Stats: As of late 2015/early 2016 data, the account had accumulated approximately 18,851 messages, a reaction score of 44,186, and 21 points.
* Forum Status/Tag: The profile features a "Player Valuation" tag, which has been listed as £70m in various posts (e.g., 2021–2025) and more recently as £80m (November 2025). One post also humorously listed it as "70m Zimbabwean Dollar."
* Forum Activity: * Longevity: A long-term member and regular contributor for over a decade.
* Topics: Active in discussions regarding Everton FC news, transfers, match reactions, and club ownership (such as The Friedkin Group and 777 Partners).
* Stance on Club Affairs: In June 2023, the user expressed being "profoundly embarrassed" by the current state of the club compared to a decade prior.
* Opinions on Social Issues: The user has expressed critical views on certain gestures in football, describing "taking the knee" and associated ceremonies as "pointless gestures" and "virtue signalling." Another user on the forum once referenced a disagreement with chrismpw regarding his complaints about the representation of women and ethnic minorities in certain contexts.
Zimbabwean dollar? I'll take that the way the US is heading!

Nothing about my DIY or festival contributions though? Gutted.
 
Hahaha.

Based on the information available from GrandOldTeam.com, here is a profile of the user Daveysgingerlovechild:
* Join Date: September 29, 2013.
* Forum Stats: As of early 2026, the account has accumulated over 30,600 messages and a reaction score of approximately 66,500.
* Forum Status/Tag: The profile carries the "Forum Supporter" status and a "Player Valuation" tag, which is currently listed as £80m.
* Forum Activity and Perspectives:
* Longevity: A prolific and long-term contributor who has been active on the site for over 12 years.
* Topics: Regularly participates in match threads, manager discussions, and the forum's "Prediction League."
* Managerial Opinions: The user is known for vocal opinions on club management. They have been critical of the "pragmatic" football styles of managers like David Moyes, describing certain periods as "dross fest" or "pie, mash and gravy football." However, they have also acknowledged Moyes as a "ruthless and efficient" option during difficult league positions compared to other managerial candidates.
* General Tone: Their posts often feature a mix of realism and dry humor regarding Everton’s performance. They have occasionally been referred to by the variation "Davideeyore," likely a nod to a more pessimistic or "realist" outlook on the club's fortunes.
* Observations: The user has commented on modern football trends, such as expressing a preference for authentic atmospheres over "fake crowd noises" during matches.


Tl/dr: bell end.
Do one for Carlos please.
 
Do one for Carlos please.
Here we are mate:

Based on the information available on the GrandOldTeam (an Everton FC fan forum) website, the profile for carlos21 (Member #6982) includes the following details:
* Username/Identity: Known as carlos21, often addressed by other members as Carl or Carlos.
* Forum Status: He is a long-standing member (active since at least 2015) and has been identified as a "Forum Supporter." On the forum, he has been humorously or affectionately referred to as the "KING OF REP" due to his frequent activity involving the forum's reputation system.
* Community Interaction: He is known for being exceptionally friendly and polite. His posts frequently consist of checking in on other members, asking "How are you doing today?" or "You okay buddy?" He often follows other users to show support, sometimes being a user's "one and only follower."
* Notable Activities:
* He is very active in "giving rep" (reputation points) to other members and occasionally asks for rep in return.
* He has participated in various discussions ranging from Everton transfer news (such as the signing of James Rodríguez and Carlo Ancelotti) to general site maintenance, once mentioning he was "looking after the site" when no moderators were online.
* In March 2016, he actively engaged in discussions about potential player signings following Farhad Moshiri's investment in the club.
* Personal Tone: His interactions are consistently positive, using phrases like "I am good tonight mate," "Nice mate," and "No worries about that."
 

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