GOT's Got Talent

[BigBlueConk]

After all the dross we put up with on television, let us have all the Everton fans showing their talent in this thread. Grow some grapefruits and show yourselves!

I'm on it, give me a sec....

 

[BigBlueConk]

I used to hang out with a girl in the 80's and this is the song I wrote about us the other day!

[video=youtube;Beq8Cs8r-UE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beq8Cs8r-UE&feature=plcp[/video]

The lyrics that I nearly remembered:
You used to call my house on your telephone
I would ask you round for tea, come into my home
I would always walk you back again if it was dark
We would walk for miles all around the park
Do you remember the crazy days like I do?

Sitting in our rooms strumming on a guitar
Dreaming great big dreams and playing 12 bar
Listen to the Beatles and The Monkees too
Wondering what the song was about Feeling Blue
Do you remember the crazy days like I do?

Playing in a band and not sounding none too good
Just trying out our own thing whenever we could
Friends sat in a corner just listening along
Pete and Sharon smiling while humming a song
Do you remember the crazy days like I do?

Sitting by the golf course on some lazy days
Taking in the sunshine, into your eyes I'd gaze
Inside my heart was thumping a catchy racing beat
Then it was time to go until the next time we meet
Do you remember the crazy days like I do?

Years then came and went I never heard from you
I never thought again about my song Feeling Blue
I thought about the people who I missed and loved the most
It was an accident to find that you were down on the coast
Do you remember the crazy days like I do?

 

[Tubey]

Ha! It's decent yet cheesy at the same time - like Ob La Di, Ob La Da mixed with Darius Danesh

Liking it! I'm glad it's good as it would have been sad to see this thread go all Toffeetunes on us

 

[heatmeiser]

After a few drinks I turn into King Curtis and can sing this from start to finish. I usually combine it with making an actual stew.

I won't be posting my version though.

[video=youtube;0Loy55z4GpA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Loy55z4GpA[/video]

 

[bluejock]

I can twitch my nose like a rabbit.

 

[The T-Dex]

I can drink quad vods on a Friday and not get hungover until the Sunday.

 

[Bungle]

I can ejaculate twice in the 5 minute playboy freeview

 

[Azzurri]

I can stand on top of a footy like Kanchelskis and spin 180. I end up on my arse half the time but when it works it's boss.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I can juggle kittens

 

[BigBlueConk]

I can twitch my nose like a rabbit.

I thought they went buzz, not twitch?

 

[BigBlueConk]

This is what we are looking for, all above! Can the mods be judges please.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I can juggle kittens

I can fondle puppies

 

[DualityNSNO]

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[chrissyjack]

I can make a boss omelette , me. I have the "eggs" factor

 

[peteblue]

I can give women a headache just by smiling at them.......