Goth FC

[AsiaAsia82]

Hafnia meat gave you piles apparently

 

[DanEFC92]

Please sign my petition to change Z-cars to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

 

[stumps1878]

trench coat - tick

can of monster original - tick

white make up - tick

really bitter BO - tick

anti @bigbadjeff spray - tick

fully goth'd up

SHUT UP FRANK

 

[Papa Shango]

True - people not planet.

10+ a day is not uncommon (I've seen kids addicted in schools). They pump the drinks with caffeine and sugar both of which are addictive. Its cynical marketing run by mega wealthy sociopaths and psychopaths who simply want to accumulate personal wealth whatever the human or environmental cost. Greedy capitalism in a nutshell.

For their vast rewards it's not even new or innovative. The fag companies had the technology to remove addictive nicotine from their death sticks in the 60s. They didn't. Nor did our elected "representitives", supposedly there to look after the public interest, do anything to force them.

Most people know what is in these things though. Nobody is forcing anybody to consume them. Capitalism is greedy by its very nature surely?

I would say 10+ a day is fairly uncommon to be honest! Anyone drinking that amount has a problem and if they didn't have energy drinks they would be drinking something else just as bad for them.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Hafnia meat gave you piles apparently

I can vouch unfortunately

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I don't get the goth links to be honest. Some people seem to just guzzle the stuff on a daily basis. I have maybe 1 every 4 years and still feel it in me.

It tastes like ass.

How would one know this?

 

[Kantareller]

Will we get an Everton tagged flavour? In a bottle, preferably.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Will we get an Everton tagged flavour? In a bottle, preferably.

New Monster flavour - "Blue Dissapointment

 

[Frang]

New Monster flavour - "Blue Dissapointment

surely it will be 'bitter dissapointment'.. the cans will be found on the bottom half of the shelves !

 

[Bungle]

New Monster flavour - "Blue Dissapointment

 

[coollino]

VAR called because the ball bounced off of big bad Jeff's erect penis

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

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Genius!

 

[CrustySack]

VAR called because the ball bounced off of big bad Jeff's erect penis

That's a long shot.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

surely it will be 'bitter dissapointment'.. the cans will be found on the bottom half of the shelves !

I thought at first of "Bitter Blue" as the flavour, and then that as this is a 'performance' drink, maybe just titled 'Mediocre Performance'
But blue disappointment has a ring to it, almost like Purple Passion... but not.
I love @Bungle artwork though!