Goth FC


Frang

Player Valuation: £70m
trench coat - tick

can of monster original - tick

white make up - tick

really bitter BO - tick

anti @bigbadjeff spray - tick

fully goth'd up
 

chrismpw

Player Valuation: £70m
Am I right in thinking this is one of those addictive sugar filled diabetes causing, caffeine stimulating, leading to a future epidemic of heart disease products, to go alongside our ads for poverty inducing, addictive, corrupting gambling ads?

I mean - there is so little cash in football I'm sure we need this.

Where once I was proud, I'm becoming disappointed and embarrassed by my association with you Everton.
 

DanB90

Player Valuation: £40m
Am I right in thinking this is one of those addictive sugar filled diabetes causing, caffeine stimulating, leading to a future epidemic of heart disease products, to go alongside our ads for poverty inducing, addictive, corrupting gambling ads?

I mean - there is so little cash in football I'm sure we need this.

Where once I was proud, I'm becoming disappointed and embarrassed by my association with you Everton.
I was looking forward to your musings on this....
You didn’t disappoint.
 

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