GOT Xmas Party at Goodison

[bluebottle]

'And there won't be goals at Goodison this xmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this this year is Moyes
His contract will soon be up
But he's still not won a cup

Does he know were Everton at all !!

I'm finding it really hard to get this song out of my head.

 

[chrissyjack]

It's christmas time, there's no need to be afraid,
Another year passed and still bigmaclad has not been laid,
But in staff of twenty, Bigmaclad will deffo be chummed,
when he's dragged into the bogs and he get's dry bummed.



But say a prayer, On a mat facing to the East,
at xmas time, a bloke goes round Luton who is named the beast,
There's a mosque outside his window,
and it' a mosque of blessed joy,
where the man we know as Nik grew up as a boy.








carry on fellas, i'm done here.

This boy Nik has strong opinions
But he never is aloof
How can he be , when his hair looks like a f**f

 

[Kurt.]

WE WANT TROPHIES
FOOK SAKES MOYES WERE EVERTON SO
WE WANT TROPHIES
FOOK SAKES MOYES WERE EVERTON AND
WE WANT TROPHIES
FOOK SAKE MOYES WERE EVERTON






and on and on and on...

 

[thebluefox]

We should clearly book it under

Gran Meado Ltd.

can i just say i thought you were outstanding in belguims midfield last night ,how the fuk did chelsea let you go out on loan ,not just a 1 trick pony with the long jump you royston lad

 

[Slavan]

book it in the name rupert towers

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Well I Wish It Could Be Xmas Every Daa-aay,
When the ****e are Losing cos they "come not to plaa-aay"
Oh I Wish It Could Be Xmas Every Daa-aay,
I'll bet that Brendans out fo-o-o-orrrrrrr Xmaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.


Joe Allen is the new Joe Cole
Joe Allen is the new Joe Cole
Joe Allen is the new Joe Cole
Joe Allen is the new Joe Cole
Joe Allen is the new Joe Cole

 

[nigelcoyb]

it's christmas time
is yer mar still gettin' laid
at christmastime
ya pants are tight and you wear shades
and know that words are empty
its reds who whine most boy
show your arse in town to girls
at christmastime

 

[bluejock]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

 

[ijjysmith]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

Bravo! *must spread rep

 

[Cena]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

Laughing in the office here

 

[Cena]

"And there won't be Jo at Goodison this Xmas Time" had me in tears

 

[chicoazul]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

Boy oh boy oh boy.

Wow.

 

[nigelcoyb]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

Great stuff fella.

 

[Kurt.]

It's Christmas time, there's no need to have foof hair
At Christmas time, we let in Suits and we banish Ghost

But in our world of bumming, Rufus spreads a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around MoutsGoat at Christmas time
But say cheese on toast - melt it for BainesLeftFoot
At Christmas time, we're all hard when Artetefan is getting bummed
There's Azul outside your window
And he's got his pants unzipped,
Where the only water flowing is a bitter taste of bleach
And the massive bells that post here are the clanging chimes of Kipper

Well tonight thank Zlatan it's them instead of you
And there wont be Jo at Goodison this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is badly Adam,

Where's the song money Bill
Cena loves this joke still

Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Here's to Ijjy scaring all the newbies
Here's to Heat and his love for trannies
Do they know it's Grand Old Team dot com?

Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars and
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars
Cheese on toast
Let them know it's all yer mars

Just wow.....mceminem

 

[EFC David]

Can we have name badges?