Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
via email off EFC today to an Everton event on 17/11/14,anyone been,whats the script?

Can't wait then mate,BOOM BOOM Shake the roomIts Leon Osman doing a Will Smith tribute act.
They got mine last MarchThey want money of you for the new stadium
Teasing barstewards,dohIt's an invitation to apply.
I won't Macca,and believe it or not I'm already on row 2 in the Main Stand,hand it over Billy ladI'm pretty sure Dario that they are gonna ask you to take over the club. Kenwright has been lurking on here for a few months and has taken to your good natured replies and is willing to hand over the keys. Fair play mate well done and don't forget us when your in the main stand in that comfy leather seat on row 1.
I won't Macca,and believe it or not I'm already on row 2 in the Main Stand,hand it over Billy lad![]()
Just think,we could be the new Johnson and Finch eh?back to the glorious cup winning mid-nineties,we'll bring the good times back,where's Big Joe?he's already here,away we goHe Deffo knows your onto him then Dario. I can be that old geezer with the dodgy tash if you need an assistant owner mate. So every time your face comes up on the big screen and the fans boo I will swiftly place my mug in front of yours so you assume they are just heckling me.