Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Ooh matronyou're getting bummed Dazza

Ooh matronyou're getting bummed Dazza
No Dario's the name BryIt's Mr Testicles, isn't it?
Bill better not be going in dry Patyou're getting bummed Dazza
Its Leon Osman doing a Will Smith tribute act.
It's Mr Testicles, isn't it?
you're getting bummed Dazza
No totty?at least give me an Amanda Holden to cling to,gggrrrrrrBlacked-out limo to Goodison, a lovely glass of Tesco Cava, then you start to feel a little woozy. Next thing they're taking the blindfold off and you're in a poorly lit warehouse, Kenwright, Jon Woods and an empty tub of Vaseline before you. And a goat. You feel woozy again. Something bleats - not the goat. The blackness, embrace the endless blackness.
No totty?at least give me an Amanda Holden to cling to,gggrrrrrr![]()
via email off EFC today to an Everton event on 17/11/14,anyone been,whats the script?![]()
Barstewards never invited me in the end,mind you after what was said in the replies on this thread,I think that may well be a good thinglolAnyone get an ACTUAL invite to this thing whatever it is ?